chrisevansbiteme

one of the best tiktok pages to ever exist. they’re hilarious and actually married to chris evans!

me: im literally obsessed with @chrisevansbiteme’s tiktok page, it’s hilarious they’re amazing.

my friend: me too tbh‼️

by paulruddisadilf.com June 9, 2021

chrisevansgirlfriend1

the baddest out there. no one can compete with her.

chrisevansgirlfriend1 is the hottest chris evans stan out there

by chrisevansgirlfriend July 15, 2021

chrisevansdirtywh0re

chrisevansdirtywh0re is a celebrity

but they are also a very concerning celebrity

chrisevansdirtywh0re is one of the best celebrities ever known

my favorite celebrity is chrisevansdirtywh0re

by iminlovewithnatasha July 16, 2021

chrisevanssweatyfoot

They best tiktok editer on the planet

Person 1: hey do you follow "chrisevanssweatyfoot" on tiktok
Person 2: of course they are amazing

by Chrisevanssweatyfoot January 19, 2022

Christen the toilet

When you use/break-in/shid in a brand new toilet, such as after a bathroom remodel

Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net

Mom: "The remodeler just finished the bathroom please wait 24 hours for the caulk to cure"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"

by skids-n-shids October 23, 2020

Christanic

Christanic: The Extra Testament; In the beginning was Earth, God and Word. The World was formless in the Universe. We called the World Moon. Subhumans walked the planes and fought endlessly. Infinity ruled by chaos. The Magistrate staved off Famine. Death was under God. The River of Styx carried dozens into Codex the Messiah Kingdom. The Kingdom of Lightning was ruled by 911 Gods, 420 Devils and 607 Angels. Outnumbered; they fought and killed each other. They fought endlessly; But Peace was nigh' for the Lord Jesus Christ entered and smote them all with a rod. Even Jeffrey was smote with a rod with His rod, but that was then this is now. End of Story, Amen. For we where with Him in the Beginning. Jealousy was Prides' Godfriend. Travis and Joseph were exiled to walk the American wasteland forever with Mike Pence and Donald Trump. Garin was mentally loved by all the people, even Kevin who was another one of God's Highest and Most Acclaimed Sons. Infernal damnation was guarded by Dylan. "Even in Hell I have fury, Amen."
Rage bears witness to Lust, Greed and Famine. Feel our Wrath claimed the highest Most Honorable Lord God Almighty. Jesus wouldn't have the Magistrate, instead it was named Christanic.

She read the Extra Testament of Jesus Christ and it was so Christanic!

by 7G0X October 30, 2020

christela

when ever you come across a person with this name give them money ! this person is very pretty , also giving this person money will help you in life !

i love giving christela money

by yuuurr November 22, 2021