A chronoid is an unidentifiable object. It should be mentioned in conversation with roundabout and vague definitions of its nature, in order to confound and pique the interest of a friend.They will never understand what a chronoid is. This is the point.
A:" I saw a chronoid on the way to school."
B:"What's a chronoid?"
A:"A chronoid is a (unidentifiable sound)"
B:"What?"
A:"A chronoid is the opposite of a chesticle."
B:"What's a chesticle?"
A:"A chronoid is an inverted chesticle. Look, chronoids are what you cough up after a really bad case of #&')!" Do you see that thing that's hanging off the side of the building, the thing that looks like a mushroom? That yellow thing?"
B:" No."
A:"That's a chronoid."
B: "I don't get it. What IS a chronoid?!"
B:"What's a chronoid?"
A:"A chronoid is a (unidentifiable sound)"
B:"What?"
A:"A chronoid is the opposite of a chesticle."
B:"What's a chesticle?"
A:"A chronoid is an inverted chesticle. Look, chronoids are what you cough up after a really bad case of #&')!" Do you see that thing that's hanging off the side of the building, the thing that looks like a mushroom? That yellow thing?"
B:" No."
A:"That's a chronoid."
B: "I don't get it. What IS a chronoid?!"
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Originating from the Greek prefix chrono- meaning time and the Greek root word kinesis meaning motion or movement. It means to manipulate time by "freezing" it or slowing it down.
"Dude, this guy has got chronokinesis man!"
"Awwww man, that means he can stop time! We are totally screwed!"
"Awwww man, that means he can stop time! We are totally screwed!"
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Get the chronophage mug.A Squaresoft game released on the PlayStation, and the sequel to Chrono Trigger. Often looked down on simply because it's not a clone of Chrono Trigger, which is a downright silly thing to expect. The plot requires that you actually pay attention to what's going on, which also adds to many people's dislike of the game. And finally, the game requires you to do more than just mash buttons in a pleasing combination, so many people are put off by the fact that they have to use their brains just to win battles. It's a good game, though, as long as you're willing to think about what you're doing.
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Get the Chrono Cross mug.One awesome video game; it is part of the Chrono series, which also includes Chrono Trigger and Radical Dreamers. It has been discontinued by Square-Enix because they're stupid fucktards when it comes to running a business (which basically explains why they're bankrupt) and are too obsessed with the Final Fantasy series to make any other games. -_-.
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Contrary to popular belief, it is not a shojo manga. (It doesn't even have that much romance.)
It has way more action and is far too in depth. It has some of the best art seen in manga in a LONG time.
Taking place in 1920's America it's about an exorcist named Rosette Christopher. She has contracted with a demon named Chrono to have her soul drained so he can use his powers and help her find her missing brother, Joshua. It is unlike any other manga out there. Really, read it.
The anime sucks. (and the dub is horrible, never watch it.)
Contrary to popular belief, it is not a shojo manga. (It doesn't even have that much romance.)
It has way more action and is far too in depth. It has some of the best art seen in manga in a LONG time.
Taking place in 1920's America it's about an exorcist named Rosette Christopher. She has contracted with a demon named Chrono to have her soul drained so he can use his powers and help her find her missing brother, Joshua. It is unlike any other manga out there. Really, read it.
The anime sucks. (and the dub is horrible, never watch it.)
person A: Did you read those Chrono Crusade volumes I let you borrow?
person B: Sorry, I was too busy watching Inu-Yasha.
person A: ...You're dead to me.
(yeah, Inu-Yasha is disgusting. Absolutely nothing compared to Chrono Crusade.)
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person 1: Oh my god! What happened?
person 2: Oh, their head just exploded.
person 1: Why?
person 2: They read the last volume of Chrono Crusade. It was so amazing it made their head explode.
person 1: ah.
person B: Sorry, I was too busy watching Inu-Yasha.
person A: ...You're dead to me.
(yeah, Inu-Yasha is disgusting. Absolutely nothing compared to Chrono Crusade.)
--
person 1: Oh my god! What happened?
person 2: Oh, their head just exploded.
person 1: Why?
person 2: They read the last volume of Chrono Crusade. It was so amazing it made their head explode.
person 1: ah.
by CG. September 20, 2009
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