Chook board

This device has been constructed to save ones thighs and genitals from scratching that occurs when penetrative force is applied to a chickens cloaca

Using the hole in the boards upper centre one would place the said chickens cloaca over in a manner fitting ones girth a closer position for a lesser individual or a preferred deeper feel. Hooking the legs into the holders on newer models can be a welcome experience for beginners when climax is reached as no need of hanging onto your chook is required. Although the prospect of owning a chook board has its advantages it must not be overlooked that good maintenance and care be taken when storing this device as splinters can be easily found if improper dry storage and regular oiling after every wash down which would lead to a painful experience

by Ahhhyeahboy October 13, 2020

Chook it

Leaving site without notifying anyone

sick of this place, I’m gonna chook it

by B dirt dog December 20, 2023

last chook

The art of taking the head of ones penis in the fist and pulling it up straight in the air leaving the testicles dangling.

The last chook at woolworth's.

by Ben March 29, 2003

Chook Nut

The dangling do-dads on a hoodie, the stringy things.

Old mate: "'scuse me, mate. Just thought ya should know that your chook nuts are tucked aye"
Bloke: "...my what? OHHHH! Thanks!"

by miss_turnipz February 28, 2021

chookings

May refer to:
• a synonym for Christmas stockings
• delicious recipes

I cooked up the chook with a look that took the chooked brook cook to hang the chookings on the hook. So the chooked brook cook took the chookings and hooked them up near the unchooked book shelf full of chooked books.

by bluestinger66 July 10, 2024

Chook eyed

An Australian slang term for someone who is really high since their eyes start to go red and squinty like a chicken. only to be used for those who are reeeeeeeeeelly high

"hey wheres tom"

"man hes on the couch, hes fucking chook eyed"

"oh fuck how much did he have"

"easily 13 cones just to himself"

"mans gonna be on journey"

by SomeDumbFuck December 31, 2018

Chook

Biggest Niuean hard thick erect cock

Oh woah don’t pull out the “ Chook ”

by Niue November 23, 2021