choc shoc

Shocking yourself or other by mistakenly identifying melted chocolate as shit.

Andrea alleviated Michael choc shoc by explaining that the brown stain on the bedsheet was not from her arse but from a late night chocolate snack. Staring into Michael’s eyes, Andrea seductively licked the brown smear to allay any remaining doubt.

by Smooax March 5, 2021

Cop a choc

This is when someone tells you to no take chocolate, but you do so anyway.

Yo since dad's gone, you wanna cop a choc?

by MAZZORINI May 10, 2018

Choc-Vanilla swirl

When you diarrhea in your toilet and proceed to jerk your cock until you cum onto the excreted shit. Furthermore you then flush the toilet to create a glorious semen poo mixed bowl.

"What's up Denton"
"brother you choc-vanilla swirled in my dad's apartment"
"my apologies?"

by jamima.mailbox November 24, 2022

Mint Choc Chip Ice Cream

Underrated ice cream, and for those who think mint chocolate chip tastes like toothpaste, you've obviously never had it before.

Person 1: God diddly dumptious do I love mint choc chip ice cream
Person 2: Shit taste like toothpaste!
Person 1: Where are you buying that toothpaste??!

by Haru-Official December 2, 2023

chocs away

When Neil Williams is about to mount his beau.

I was about to shag the wife when I proclaimed ‘chocs away’

by Bob the magnificent January 26, 2024

choc-top

when you do anal and you pull you dick out and half of it is covered in poo

fuck mate the choc-top she gave me was shit

by p3rs0nality November 12, 2019

Choc-head

Someone who is a fiend for chocolate.

A Choc-head is like a crackhead only for chocolate.

by the end all be all. June 29, 2020