Surprise doggy choc

When your fucking her doggy style, stick your thumb up her ass pull it out and shove it in her mouth.

I gave her a surprise doggy choc.

by Crazy78 May 24, 2019

Choc block

(v.) When you get the urge to take what feels like a BRUTAL shit, but ends up being a measly toot.

"I ate some beans, and later I went to the bathroom, only to be choc blocked."

by Smitty McDitty February 17, 2020

up the choc

anal sex

was on my period, so John took me up the choc

by aremstar May 7, 2016

Choc Ice

Taking a shit into a fridge

It was 3am and I Caught Brandon laying out a choc Ice

by BarryBee2000 February 18, 2021

choc special

to get someone naked in your bed then opening your big gob which ends in them promptly getting dressed and fucking off home without you getting nob wet

you idiot, the hardest part is getting her naked, you managed to open your big mouth and pull a choc special

by choccy crack rawlins August 25, 2009

choc shoc

Shocking yourself or other by mistakenly identifying melted chocolate as shit.

Andrea alleviated Michael choc shoc by explaining that the brown stain on the bedsheet was not from her arse but from a late night chocolate snack. Staring into Michael’s eyes, Andrea seductively licked the brown smear to allay any remaining doubt.

by Smooax March 5, 2021

choc-a-lot

A premium hazelnut chocolate with mini crunch and cookies

Please buy for me 1 choc-a-lot

by anonymous October 4, 2020