Chernobyl Uranium Stainium

The Chernobyl Uranium Stainium is when one shits in their pants so hard it has to be considered a nuclear accident.

You hear about John's Chernobyl Uranium Stainium?

by Coco puffs chomper December 3, 2020

Chernobyl Stump Stroke

A hand job from a woman with no hands.

I got a Chernobyl Stump Stroke from this chick last night... took freakin' forever.

by OneTimeOnlySeriously July 27, 2011

Chernobyl Control Panel

When there are all the warning signs which you ignore until its too late, the situation then goes critical and blows up in your face.

Typically relates to men chasing women that are just no good, who ignore all the warning signs and red flags only to find out that they are in fact a gold digger.

Dude 1: Oh had such a good weekend with Catherine
Dude 2: Really ?
Dude 1: Yeah, ended up paying for it tho, from the taxi there to the taxi back, drinks, dinner, lent her some money etc
Dude 2: Man, this is more than a reg flag situation, you have yourself a Chernobyl Control Panel.

by Christopherusly October 22, 2012

I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8

I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.

-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)

by Ramdomised Pseudonym December 14, 2019

Chernobyl Poptart

This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner

I got Chernobyl Poptarted last night, and now there are stains on the carpet

by Porcelain Street Gang October 11, 2020

Chernobylized

When something is so burnt that it looks as if it’s been hit with 50,000 sieverts of radiation..it looks like your mom..

Your mom Chernobylized the lasagna because she can’t cook.

My baking sheet is Chernobylized.

by Drop Like a Kennedy January 11, 2024

Chernobyl experiment

Using dad's seat

Look out for out for the girl with the Chernobyl experiment she's got a clinker

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021