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Chernobyl Stump Stroke

A hand job from a woman with no hands.
I got a Chernobyl Stump Stroke from this chick last night... took freakin' forever.
by OneTimeOnlySeriously July 27, 2011
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Chernobyl Uranium Stainium

The Chernobyl Uranium Stainium is when one shits in their pants so hard it has to be considered a nuclear accident.
You hear about John's Chernobyl Uranium Stainium?
by Coco puffs chomper December 3, 2020
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Chernobyl Control Panel

When there are all the warning signs which you ignore until its too late, the situation then goes critical and blows up in your face.

Typically relates to men chasing women that are just no good, who ignore all the warning signs and red flags only to find out that they are in fact a gold digger.
Dude 1: Oh had such a good weekend with Catherine
Dude 2: Really ?
Dude 1: Yeah, ended up paying for it tho, from the taxi there to the taxi back, drinks, dinner, lent her some money etc
Dude 2: Man, this is more than a reg flag situation, you have yourself a Chernobyl Control Panel.
by Christopherusly October 22, 2012
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I don’t know the meaning .because I’m living under a rock :(. I hope someone explains it.
-_- =( sorry.(I can count how many times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand - 8)
by Ramdomised Pseudonym December 14, 2019
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chernobyl chode

A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.
My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.
by Pipes on my poop December 4, 2020
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Chernobyl

The use of the word Chernobyl (/tʃɜ rˈnoʊbəl/), usually referred to the nuclear disaster, as a metaphor for hybridity, mutation, human error but most importantly as a new opportunity, a celebration of life, the “Carpe Diem” of Eastern Europe.
—Ey man not sure about going out today, feeling lazy..
—Damn.. Chernobyl! we only live once!
by tropicalcapitol January 16, 2018
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Going Chernobyl

Something that gets real hot real quick.
Dam, my phone is going Chernobyl on my leg, feel this thing.
by BiffSplash July 24, 2016
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