cheater tits

When a larger girl has big tits and thinks it makes her hot, when in reality, she only has big boobs because shes fat.

"Wow, that shirt really shows off Jenny's cheater tits. Unfortunatly it also shows off her fupa."

by General Ass March 1, 2008

Cheaters

1920's word for glasses, spectacles, eyewear, peepers,eyeglasses

I'm going to put on my cheaters, so I can read.

by Lary Jane November 30, 2006

cheater's band

The white line left around the ring finger when the wedding band is removed. Magically appears as a white skin ring when a married person is trying to disguise themselves as single.

"Yeah, I knew the bastard was married when I spotted the cheater's band"

by Leahann December 5, 2007

nose-cheater

Someone who wears a pandemic mask in public but allows their nostrils to peak over the top of the mask.

Most people I've observed in public are wearing masks, but every once in awhile I'll see a nose-cheater among them, as if their nostrils are somehow incapable of spewing Covid-19. You might as well use a condom with two holes in it!

by Metaphoru May 16, 2020

cheaters

Great TV show where suspected cheaters are put under surveillance and exposed to their significant other.

Lots of angry confrontations and love triangles.

Did you see yesterday's episode of 'Cheaters'?

It was hilarious! The girlfriend caught her man while he was getting a blowjob from some skank.

by yoyo January 19, 2004

cheftarted

anything really dumb or stupid or retarded or ignorant

(chef grady) is cheftarted really stupied

spell easy word wrong chef tarted like dumb spelling it bumd would be cheftarted

by chefpmg September 16, 2009

cheaters discount

when a divorce settlement is adjusted from 50/50 based on infidelity. it doesn't matter whether it was the ex-wife that boned the trainer cuz he acted like he was interested in her boring stories, or whether it was the ex-husband getting off with the young hot bartender in the back cooler based on his generous tipping and free drink giving. what don't you understand here: in either case the cheater gets less than the cheatee. wtf, it's not that difficult a concept, get lost peasant.

guy1 - What's your prediction on how much cheaters discount Jen will give Steve?

girl1- Great question, Im thinkin like 70/30. If you think about it, yeah, she was in fact enjoying anal with her boss for a solid 3 years, but Steve did sort of deserve it, he was douchey quite a bit.

guy1: yeah that sounds about right.

by norwegianmissile January 21, 2010