Chapstick

for balming up yo lipz

"okay okay; im so
so

so very very stoned

my CHapstiCK has Been LOST!!!!??

OMG......"

by matthew james madison morgan tom December 26, 2005

wheres the chapstick

a youtube where an obnoxious fat lady cant find her chapstick

wheres the chapstick

by megs101010 December 10, 2009

Chapsdick

Using pre-cum on your significant others lips to keep them from getting chapped. Chapsdick.

Do you have any Chapstick? No, but I can give you some Chapsdick.

by Urca327 February 17, 2015

chapstick

A type of girl who is more concerned with the state of the color on her lips than with what is going on around her. Typically can be seen drawing little hearts on desks, or in a group, applying sparkles to their skin.

Man I hate those chapstick girls, frickin' squirrels they are!

by Michelle Burnette June 16, 2003

Cherry Chapdick

A term used to describe the penis of a man who simply gets too much pussy, and is therefore chafed and gloriously uncomfortable.

Diametrically opposed to Cherry Chapstick, which is used BY pussies. The stick version can be an acceptable reference to Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her Cherry Chapstick"

Dude: "I got so much pussy that summer I had to ice my balls."
Dude across the bar: "Holy Snatch! Did you get Cherry Chapdick??"
Dude: "You don't even KNOW!"

by Whorebag401k November 9, 2013

Cherry Chapstick

Chapstick that is cherry flavored.

I'm wearing cherry chapstick

by stupidlesbian420 June 22, 2020

Chapstick Sex

When women (especially younger teens) dont have a dildo on them when they want to masturbate so they take a chapstick and stick it up their vag. They choose these because of the rounded head (similar to a dick) and they insane availability. Also, they could take lip gloss (depending on how wide it is, the wider the better) because it tends to be longer than chapstick and then you can get a better feel of sex

Bryanna: my mom wont let me go to the sex to store so I had chapstick sex last night...

Caroline: Oo how was it?

Bryanna: okay, i found my moms ultra lipgloss- it was probably the size of David's dick!

Caroline: OMG! can I use that after you??

by anonymous8808 November 13, 2009