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Craptitude

noun- A person or object's potential to be utterly crappy and pathetic.
That kid has a high craptitude. I doubt he'll amount to much.

Stephanie, on a scale of 1 to 100, your vampire romance novel idea has a craptitude of 4200.
by The 42nd December 9, 2012
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Chantitties

1. Plural of chantitty

2. Same as the Creme Chantilly, but the milk came from Friendly Fresh Frensh Woman

(created by Jean Patrick LaGrosse-Bite founder of the Lamb Sauce, and ya boi sam)
"Damn son, that chantitties tastes fuckin' fresh as hell"

"Thats because it came from that friendly French lady that also has a great personality"
by ya boi, the one, the only August 20, 2017
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Facebook chastity vow

A vow taken in order to pledge to refrain from constantly messaging, liking and/or commenting on statuses of your crush.

In other words, you force yourself to completely ignore your crush online so that you can make an attempt to converse with them in person.

This vow prevents the insomnia and/or obsession caused by non-stop Facebook checks in order to see if the said crush has replied or paid any attention to the crush-ee.
"Man, Laura is totally Facebook stalking David!"
"Yeah, she needs to take a Facebook chastity vow."

"Susan still hasn't replied to my comment! I can't stand this!"
"Dude- chill. Take a Facebook chastity vow and cool your jets"
by shortblondefriend October 17, 2011
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Chastity Belt

That chastity belt always keeps me out!
by misssamantha December 11, 2011
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Chastity

A beautiful girl, who has the most amazing eyes and smile. Her laugh will make you want to hear it everyday because of the sincere joy that comes with it. She's a real hotty too. I mean everywhere up and down, she's usually a taurus but sometimes a Gemini.
Omg, have you seen Chastity?
She's so beautiful.
I KNOW RIGHT?
by Sarah445 August 21, 2018
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who wears the chastity belt

Refers to a person in a relationship who doesn't "put out." Typically it is a woman who does not want to have sex even in a committed relationship, but it can also refer to a guy not pleasing his woman or not committed to the relationship.
Dude: Man, my girl totally refuses to have sex with me.
Dude's Friend: Well we know who wears the chastity belt in the relationship!
by XonyMudd July 24, 2010
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Trailer Park Chastity Belt

Anything preventing sexual activities. Either a bandana ducktaped over the underwear, or a tampon/Maxi-Pad.
"Oh, dont try anything with Johnny; he's got a Trailer Park Chastity Belt on."
by amarettoriot February 8, 2009
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