Caviar Merk

To merk a person/thing by complete surprise without any givin warning.

Bryan: Yo, im gonna sneak up on Matt and caviar merk him!

Will: Do it, this will be so funny!

Bryan: (punches matt right across the face)

Will: Caviar Merk!

Matt: Owwww, that hurt so bad!

by cguzzzfromguzzzville October 26, 2009

Red Sea Caviar

It defines an act of oral-vaginal sexual contact between an actively menstruating woman and her partner whereby the partner slowly sucks and swallows the menses until he/she identifies the ovum, catches it between his/her teeth and savors it before consumption.

Playa, I paid 2000 dollars to sit in on a Red Sea high tide. Spent 3 hours fine tooth combing that oyster before hitting that Red Sea Caviar. Go gargle your poor-ass-50-dollars-a-gram Beluga shit.

by Dad's still gon' for smokes June 09, 2021

girls who eat caviar

A person of the female gender who consumes expensive fish eggs commonly known as caviar.

Chad: "Do you girls eat caviar?"
Girls: "Yeah."
Chad: "So you are girls who eat caviar?"
Girls: "We are females who consume fish eggs."

by Chingchongweenie April 11, 2021

he who ate all the caviar

Any two-bit, dime-a-dozen rapper who raps about the same old bullshit like cars, clothes, jewelry, girls, booze, drugs, etc. ad nauseum. Tends to be highly materialistic, shallow and superficial. Popularized by Mac Miller in his song of the same name.

Max: Oh look, he who ate all the caviar just released another dull, boring, generic rap song.
Tom: Man that guy sucks. How the hell did he ever manage to get so popular?

by Berudagon January 20, 2015

throw a turd and call it serving caviar

This describes a situation, in which someone attempts to trick others into believing that shabby treatment is actually a good deal.

You don't fool me when you throw a turd and call it serving caviar !

by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017

The Caviar Fandom (barron trump fandom)

The Caviar Fandom it's The First Boy Barron William Trump Fandom there so nice the Caviar Fandom is one of the nicest Fandom but if you are mean to barron that's where not nice to you they protect there idol 24/7 there know for being the 1# nicest Fandom there all girls having crush on the First Boy and some of them are there just to support

The Caviar Fandom (barron trump fandom) is Underrated

by The Facts Account February 22, 2021

Lick caviar off my balls day

where girls lick caviar off of a guys balls on friday, march 12

Lick caviar off my balls day is tomorrow i can’t wait to lick caviar off my boy friends balls

by danny.swish March 11, 2020