Causa

(Full name: known as "Causa Mortis" latin for Cause of Death, indicating the death of countless relationships, and women fall by the wayside, sedate but also distraught at the loss of awesomeness. Causa causes the schroedinger's effect in women. )

The Dutch Casanova of the 21th century, mostly known by his nickname "Causa". He has mostly spent his youth in training his talent pleasing women and to fortify his position among stud's. His glory is untill now unchallenged by any male adversaries and he currently trains upcoming stud's in the art of seduction.
He is commonly known on the Internet and in Dutch culture, nowadays being called a Causa is the ultimate rank for up-and-coming studs

His nickname "Causa" is also commonly used as a definition for beauty, sex and whoreish behaviour and can be applied several different contexts.

"Man, that guy totally causa'd those women.", "I wish I was more causa now and then","Watch out man, he is a Causa among men", "Once she went causa, she never turned back to me", "We were perfect for each other and then he causa'd her." or "She eventually left him, since he pulled a causa."

by Peenilord May 27, 2008

Birth Control Causality

A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.

A birth control causality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant.

Poor things.

Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and her boobs seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Causality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.

by twistedbabydoll September 22, 2007

Crushanator

New word for "munter" or even "minger" (archaic). From the decidedly non-sexy robot in "Futurama."

- Jeeeesus she is a reeal crushanator.
- Nah, she just munts. Mings, you know? Oh... right.

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003

Carshalton girls

A school in carshalton , not a school full of slags, a school full of girls trying to run from drama , a school full of girls treated unfairly , judged by others that they don't deserve to be judged by , a school full of determined girls willing to change what their school is known for , a school full of beautiful souls hurt by others.

Bless I feel so bad for them carshalton girls being judged like that it's not fair they get treated that way

by Carshalton fighter 💕 October 23, 2017

Crushable

1. That can be crushed.
2. (informal) On whom one may form a crush, or romantic attachment.

(2) It's not the end of the world; there are plenty of other crushable boys out there.

by MaCh86 November 9, 2018

caushun

Gay male rapper from NY who is emerging as a leading force in the acceptance of gay culture in hip hop circles (even though ankle-length fur and perms seem acceptable for many 'straight' rappers). Worked as a celebrity hair stylist for many years. His name is supposed to be pronounced like 'caution'.
A fly gay black guy, uh huh yeah wot!

Caushun fix my weave.

by Gigi July 13, 2004

crushable

crushable people are the ones that you will most likely have a crush on them ones you get to know them.
some people are just special and more crushable than others

everyone wants to be Paula's boy friend, she is very crushable

by soufiane.threedots March 7, 2019