Cashtration

The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

Sorry, can't go shopping because I am in cashtration.

by Mellen1 April 27, 2010

send some cigars to Castro

take a dump

Hold that thought, I just gotta send some cigars to Castro.

by Seles April 24, 2011

Fidel Castro

a mean, ugly bastard

Fidel Castro is a dickhead

by sexiibitch August 7, 2006

Fidel Castro

fidel castro is a common reference made towards people who think they are really cool and funny, but in actuality, they are not. when a "fidel castro" is spotted, it is usually quite hilarious because their stupidity is actually able to be seen by the human eye. it's like an aura. and, as most of us now, people really that dumb, are just plain HILARIOUS to look at. their very existance makes me want to weep tears of apathy.

elitis, or define this more clearly, a person who really sucks.

by danelle April 10, 2005

fidel castro

Evil old dictator who enjoys dressing up like a soldier and smoking cigars... Can't wait till he dies so I can party all night long.

Fidel Castro should die soon.

by bubba November 13, 2003

fidel castro

loser,nobody,the bottom of the scum barrel.

he's a real fidel castro motherfucker!

by dslman22 November 4, 2003

Castroted

The act of cutting off someone's balls with broken glass.

It is a reference to the gruesome murder of Carlos Castro by Renato Seabra in New York City, in which his testicles were cut off with broken wine glass. Therefore, Carlos Castro was castroted.

Guy #1: Did you hear about Tim?! Someone cut off his balls!
Guy #2: I heard, they didn't just cut off his balls though... they castroted him.
Guy #1: Broken glass?!
Guy #2: Yes, sir.

by CanYouPleaseRepeatThat? January 15, 2011