Chasing cars

If you're trying to get with someone way above your level of attractiveness...like way way way way way above your level of attractiveness.

A.) You'll never catch one.
B.) You wouldn't know what to do with one if you caught it, which you won't.

Just let her go, bro.
Let her go

I've been trying to get with Denza for the past couple of weeks...then I realised that I'm just chasing cars.

by squidofsymphony November 25, 2010

ramp-cars

A car shaped like a ramp to avoid deadly head-on crashes.When the car runs into the ramp-car the car shoots off and becomes totaled while the ramp-car stays undamaged

dude!!!! we were driving ramp-cars last night and this dude in a geo tryed to front end me and he went flyn' it was awsome!!!!!

by homgen4 November 5, 2006

MOM THE CARS ON FIRE

the car. fire.

"mom the cars on fire."
"okay, honey."

by tofuwithlettuce October 4, 2023

muscle cars

A car that should be respected by all americans even if they drive ricers.

A car that will go 0-60 in 5 seconds but will guzzle gas 20x faster than a honda

Hey man did you see that muscle car beat that civic? Ya man but look he's at the gas staition again.

by n wangster d October 9, 2003

calling all cars

One of the oldest orders given from a policeman to summon all available units to investigate a crime or situation, particularly police cars.

"Calling all cars, calling all cars!"
-some cop in a lame-ass 40's movie or similar show

by Dave February 22, 2004

10 second cars

A car that can drive a quarter mile in as fast as 10.999-10.000 seconds

A car that can drive a quarter miles in less than 10.000 seconds is considered a 9 second car, or an 8 second car, and so on depending on how fast the car drives in the quarter mile.

10 second cars are total weaksauce, they are just all the rage on the internet.

by PQLR P PL December 3, 2018

Dragons Fucking Cars

An unusual and strange paraphilia involving dragons and cars in which, well, are engaging in sexual acts.
r/dragonsfuckingcars is a popular online community dedicated to this paraphilia, often a lost redditor would stumble upon this place and would either find themselves a newfound arousal, or needing to get an eyebleach and forever be cursed with what they can't unsee.

Dragon: *Inserts its majestic penis in the car's black oil-slicked exhaust pipes
Car: Hnnnngggggg AHHHHH HARDER!!!
Dragon: *As its about to orgasm, the dragon retreats its cock and insert it to the fuel tank
Dragon: Ughh I'm gonna cum, FUCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Car: *Gets refueled by the dragon's majestic seed
Dragon: (*Pants, *Pants) Hah, that was so good.

Dragons Fucking Cars is awesome

by Efurion October 18, 2020