by Sandybchs December 7, 2006
Get the Toes Curling mug.To use a pay phone on the street to roll a joint, blunt, or hit a pipe.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.
I was rolling a joint downtown in manhattan and my friend bill is like "what are you doing over there Calling Morpheus?" and i turn around with a joint.
Any nefarious activity using a phone booth or kiosk falls under the calling morpheus umbrella. must be a landline not a closet or dark corner and your cell
by ari the greek January 11, 2008
Get the Calling Morpheus mug.Husband: Goodnight sweetheart, see you in the morning. I'm going to sleep, if I start calling hogs nudge me.
Wife: If you start calling hogs and wake me up I'll do more than nudge you. I'll kick your sorry ass out of bed and make you sleep on the couch.
Wife: If you start calling hogs and wake me up I'll do more than nudge you. I'll kick your sorry ass out of bed and make you sleep on the couch.
by Chicks Dig Me September 11, 2009
Get the Calling Hogs mug.George Carlin (1937–2008) was a brilliant comedian, actor, writer and philosopher.
Along with Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor, George Carlin had a dynamic style that broke comedic down barriers and influenced countless people. He progressed every decade, truthfully grappling with a wide range of subjects such as politics, religion, language and societal norms.
He’s known for his satirical humor, razor logic, individualism, ballsy demeanor, eloquence, skepticism, genius delivery, and angering a lot of people at the FCC.
He was also a devout believer in Joe Pesci, because “he can get shit done.”
George Carlin Greatness:
-- American Dream
-- Al Sleet: The Hippie Dippy Weatherman, Maaan..
-- Seven Dirty Words You Cannot Say
-- Stuff
-- The Ten Commandments/Religion Is Bullshit
-- Modern Man
-- The Environment/Saving The Plant
-- Kids
-- Hair Poem
-- Death
-- We Like War
-- American Obesity
-- Abortion
-- Feminism
-- Reagan Administration
George Carlin HBO Specials:
On Location: George Carlin at USC 1977
George Carlin: Again! 1978
Carlin at Carnegie 1982
Carlin on Campus 1984
Playin' with Your Head 1986
What Am I Doing in New Jersey? 1988
Doin' It Again 1990
Jammin' in New York 1992
Back in Town 1996
George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy 1997
You Are All Diseased 1999
Complaints and Grievances 2001
Life Is Worth Losing 2005
It's Bad for Ya 2008
Along with Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor, George Carlin had a dynamic style that broke comedic down barriers and influenced countless people. He progressed every decade, truthfully grappling with a wide range of subjects such as politics, religion, language and societal norms.
He’s known for his satirical humor, razor logic, individualism, ballsy demeanor, eloquence, skepticism, genius delivery, and angering a lot of people at the FCC.
He was also a devout believer in Joe Pesci, because “he can get shit done.”
George Carlin Greatness:
-- American Dream
-- Al Sleet: The Hippie Dippy Weatherman, Maaan..
-- Seven Dirty Words You Cannot Say
-- Stuff
-- The Ten Commandments/Religion Is Bullshit
-- Modern Man
-- The Environment/Saving The Plant
-- Kids
-- Hair Poem
-- Death
-- We Like War
-- American Obesity
-- Abortion
-- Feminism
-- Reagan Administration
George Carlin HBO Specials:
On Location: George Carlin at USC 1977
George Carlin: Again! 1978
Carlin at Carnegie 1982
Carlin on Campus 1984
Playin' with Your Head 1986
What Am I Doing in New Jersey? 1988
Doin' It Again 1990
Jammin' in New York 1992
Back in Town 1996
George Carlin: 40 Years of Comedy 1997
You Are All Diseased 1999
Complaints and Grievances 2001
Life Is Worth Losing 2005
It's Bad for Ya 2008
George Carlin on his beard:
Here's my beard.
Ain't it weird?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard
George Carlin on the American Dream:
It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
George Carlin on America:
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
George Carlin on detachment:
I have no stake in the outcome.
Here's my beard.
Ain't it weird?
Don't be sceered,
Just a beard
George Carlin on the American Dream:
It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.
George Carlin on America:
When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.
George Carlin on detachment:
I have no stake in the outcome.
by Georgie12345 August 8, 2010
Get the George Carlin mug.Carrington's are absolutely gorgeous creatures whom everyone loves. They tend to be out going, exuberant, pretty and lots of fun. Carrington's are very friendly creatures but don't get them angry, because they have a vicious side if you really piss them off. But that side of Carringtons is very rarely seen. Carrington's make perfect best friends as they are excellent listeners, always there for support and incredibly encouraging.
Oh my gosh, i really need someone to talk to! I'll go talk to Carrington, she always knows just what to say!
by 32809174383 April 10, 2011
Get the Carrington mug.Bar Curling is a game much like regular curling. It is done on the top of a bar with two glass bottles. It originated at a local fraternity many years ago at Michigan Tech in Houghton, Michigan. Beta Sigma Theta are the founders of this incredible sport. Its played in teams of two. The two people take turns throwing the empty glass beer bottles towards the other end of the bar when the other team is waiting to catch them. There are 4 different points (Drinks, there are 12 in one cup of beer no matter size) that you can score. A slam is thrown when the bottle is hanging over the edge of the bar. The points 1,3 and 6 can also be thrown by landing in the zone for the points noted by lines on the bar top. This game will get you shit-faced if played right. It has been imitated but will never be duplicated.
"Bar Curling" Its my turn to throw. I get to slide the beer bottles down the freshly waxed bar towards my opponents and it stops and is hanging over the bar. They flip the bottle over and slam their beer. They can't throw until they have drank for the points I threw.
by mtu March 26, 2009
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