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Shit-canned

A phrase used to explain being fired or someone being fired
1. Dude, that guy just totally got shit-canned!

2. I hope I don't get shit-canned after the toliet-paper incident
by Girl-hockey-fan April 28, 2009
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canned coochie

Slang for male sex toys, notably Fleshlight® . Originated from a Spongebob meme.
Wow! I can't believe my favorite sex store has it! Canned coochie!
by BigChodus September 12, 2019
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Canned-versation

A canned-versation is a conversation, usually kept very short, that mostly exists of 'canned' phrases and typical questions & responses.
Example of a canned-versation:

hi, how are you ?

good

how are you ?

good

... good

work?

good

yours

good

and the family?

goood

and y..

they good too!.

the weather's great

yes

very sunny now

indeed

it's good

good

okay, well see you

yep, see you around
by Cogari June 19, 2009
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Big Caged Dinosaur

A big caged dinosaur is the act of putting a fat person in a cage. The Big Caged Dinosaur can be changed by setting the cage on fire. The Flamed Big Caged Dinosaur
Guy 1: Goodness that must be a Big Caged Dinosaur
Guy 2: I prefer a Flamed Big Caged Dinosaur
by Monokum January 20, 2020
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Last Thing Changed Logic

A logical fallacy that presents itself when someone incorrectly assumes that what caused an issue or problem with something mechanical, technical, or electronic (computers) was the result of whatever was changed last even though it is purely coincidental. This fallacy is commonly recognized by anyone from Auto Mechanics to IT Professionals due to the widespread decrease of brain capacity among humans in the world and corporate workforce today.
User: Yesterday you cleared my IE cache and now my emails are missing. Since that was the last thing that changed, you are automatically at fault.

IT Person: What I did has nothing to do with your emails missing; you probably deleted them or changed your view.

User: Nope, you are at fault, I'm calling your boss.

IT Person: (Thinks to him or herself) This is that flawed last thing changed logic. What a moron.
by Jack Bell November 11, 2009
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Flamed Big Caged Dinosaur

Guy 1: That was definitely a Flamed Big Caged Dinosaur man
Guy 2: Yeah it was
by Monokum January 20, 2020
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