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candylanded

the peak of an epic high when you start seeing some real psychedelic stuff like talking dolphins, dragons and flying squirrels. This is when everything gets turned around colorwise and you start seeing a green sky and blue grass
Jim: Dude did you see Dick? He's just on his back on the ground talking about green skies and talking dolphins.
Harry: Yeah man he took some pills and now he's been candylanded
by quikwittacamw July 11, 2011
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Candy man confusion

It is when a person does stuff for you that is fun but in the end really bad for you.
I am taking a break from dating. That last guy had me in candy man confusion. I don't trust myself anymore.
by MarianneM September 5, 2016
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CandyCanesForU

The meaning of being a true sigma male
yesterday I was a real CandyCanesForU
by SimonApple25 November 14, 2021
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Liquid candycane

When a male is having sexual intercorse with a female during menstration and after ejaculation the two substances mix and result in a hot mess of semen and period blood
Niko got pissed after Jeremy turned on the lights and realized that he made a liquid candycane with Paula
by Naughty Neek December 10, 2015
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Candyland

A pill pushing mental institute.

Especially: free mental institutes where doctors have stocks in specific drug companies and prescribe drugs only from such companies to line their own pockets on the government dime.
Welcome to Candyland, I was sent here from the prison system for attempted suicide. I was there for child molestation. Want a necklace? I made it with your name in it only I ran out of "J's" so I used a "G" See, it says "Gohn
by Anurean July 6, 2010
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candycane

When a girl is on her period, and her and a guy 69, the guy cums in her mouth and then they make out. the blood and semen mixing together looks like candy cane pattern.
yo she was on her period and we made a candycane!
by Rhondagsdogsj December 28, 2007
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candycane lane

Candycane lane is a neighbor hood during Christmas time when the whole neighborhood has there whole house all lit up. (this is also shown on the show "New Girl"
an example for candycane lane is a very lightened neighborhood
by brittney101 January 2, 2012
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