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Calverton

A land filled with not only the usual high school stoners but also an abundance of "lax brahs" and sluts.

If you are interested in this school just remember that recently there have been a number of crimes and a large amount of drug abuse.
Also know that the school is run by some of the biggest bitches known to mankind.
Missy: So I walked into the stairwell the other day and saw this eighth grade girl giving a tenth grade guy a blow job as he was snorting crack.
Charlie: Oh wow. That is interesting. Where were you?
Missy: Well, I was at Calverton.
Charlie: I suppose it is alright then. That happens all the time there.
by JefferytheGiraffe666 March 26, 2011
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calver

amazing artist hott body sexy language DAMN SHE NICE!!!! shes a light switch!!! she turn u on!!!!!!!!!!
guy1: damn that gurl is hawt!

guy2: shes like a calver!!!
by Airotiv December 17, 2008
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trifling cavern

an insignificant and worthless pussy-hole.
by oggie March 8, 2005
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Casey Calvert

Casey Calvert did die, however he was a god.
That kid is so Casey Calvert.
Im a Casey Calvert
by KPAC April 2, 2008
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poop cavern

(noun). a poop cavern is the subsequent result of expelling feces from your rectum and then minutes later, having finished your initial poop, the need to expel more poop arises.

the 'cavern' effect proceeds after the initial poop, such that you experience a reoccurred in your desire to poop. this second need to expel waste material must come by complete surprise, as intentional poop caverning would undermine the whole unexpected quality that makes it worth noting in the first place.

the term cavern is used because of the similarity between this two step pooping method and how a cavern, filled with a material, would react once said material was emptied. you first poop, releasing all the loose material in the cavern (your bowels), then the roof of the cavern 'collapses' (your bowels contract) after you thought it was empty.
"well I first took a shit, wiped and got up. thinking I was finished I left the washroom to its own devices only to discover, moments later, that I must shit again. I thought I was all done in there but it turns out it was just a 'poop cavern'.
by Dickolas October 17, 2010
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Pampered Shit Cavern

A butt slut whose asshole is so gapingly loose that she/he must wear a diaper to contain their anal secretions.
Leigh had to pick up some Pampers at the store because she is a Pampered Shit Cavern and doesn't want to leave stains on everything she sits on.
by Duff McGee December 5, 2005
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calverino

a nickname strictly reserved for the badasses that must live with the mistake of being named calvin. calverino is a blessing, and if used, should completely replace the name calvin, so instead of half the people you know calling you calverino, you should enforce it as a rule, that you are no longer calvin, but calverino
My parents were dumb, and named me Calvin, so i went out and got me a new nickname, Calverino.
by Calverino(not calvin) March 11, 2008
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