Chaldean

Did you know that Chaldeans speak the oldest language (and the language of Jesus Christ) - Aramaic? Very intersting language. And very intersting people. They originate from Babylon (Iraq is in Babylon), they come from Iraq (they are not Arabs***). They are Catholic. Many live in Michigan. 113,000 Chaldeans in Metro Detroit. They live in the suburbs mostly, because, yes, they have money. How did they get money? Hard work*. They are a very dedicated, driven, hardworking group of people.

They are very family oriented. Being a good Chaldean family is important. (Most) Chaldeans marry Chaldeans and make Chaldean babies**. This is a very good ideal they have. Not that 'mixing' is wrong, but rarely can a person say, I am 100% _____!!! Chaldeans (most of them) can say I am 100% Chaldean!!! (((--From someone with personal experience, save yourself trouble, if you're not Chaldean, don't get involved with one unless you know that his/her family is Americanized, otherwise it will most likely end no good for you.--)))

They can be very kind and funny, or very ignorant, stubborn, strict (as any group can be). Their women have a job, and the men have a job (I think you can guess what those jobs are). Their food is fantastic! The men are SO GORGEOUS! The women are very beautiful!

God Bless!

Chaldeans - - - Are Awesome!

!!!!Go Chaldos!!!!

* A quote from a Chaldean man I worked for at his liquor store, "the key to success is not only working hard, but working smart."

**A quote from my Chaldean friend regarding dating/marrying, "if you're not Chaldean, you don't have a chance with a Chaldean."

***Don't call Chaldeans 'Arabs'. That's just disrespectful. And since I've told you that they are NOT Arabs, it would be very ignorant of you.

by -->Beautiful_is_Queen*B<-- May 1, 2009

chaldean

A "Catholic" or Christian from an area of Iraq. While Arab, they are Christians. More of them in Detroit now than in Iraq. They are successful business people who control the grocery, meat and party store business. Often resented by blacks and whites who are too lazy to work fourteen hour days to establish themselves and their relatives.

Them Chaledan motherfuckers own the "D"

Often refered to as "sand niggers" and "terrorists".

by Joe Bomarito August 27, 2005

Calder

Verb: To lie, making your friend look like a huge creeper to the boy she likes, while having done none of the things you said she did. In fact, in some cases, YOU did the things that caused your friend to look like a creep.
Can be thought of as a bitchy move. Karma well come back to haunt anyone who had Caldered.

"Hey Calder, My friend was taking pictures of you while you were snowboarding... Look!"

by ToldyaIdpost September 13, 2011

Cawdeary

Exclamation when things go wrong or when you find out about a misfortunate occurance.

Cawdeary me! What a dreadful thing to happen.

by David Cawdeary May 12, 2007

Chaldean

Roman Catholics that originated in Ancient-Mesopotamia. Do not refer to them as "Arabs" because they are not. Chaldeans speak Aramaic, also the language that Jesus Christ spoke. They were the original civilization in the middle-east. They now settle in Northern Iraq, Michigan, California, Ontario Canada, And Arizona. They immigrated to the United States because their home land was being dictated by Saddam Hussain. The United States was the easiest place to make a living. They are Successful business People who often own liquor stores, grocery stores, gas stations, dollar stores, restaurants, meat markets, and half of Detroit. Coming to the United States around 20-30 years ago, not knowing how to speak english they worked hard and made a living. The most important thing to chaldeans is respect, if you disrespect them in any way they will mess you up. Chaldeans are often referred to as Sand-Niggers, boaters, and Chaldos. You would be proud to be Chaldean, if your not your jealous. Chaldeans often call other Chaldeans bro, cuz, cuzzin, akhoni, mann, if it's a younger chaldean talking to an older guy chaldean amo, if it's a younger chaldean talking to an older lady chaldean aunti. I can almost garauntee you that all chaldeans are related in a way. The closest race to Chaldeans are Assyrians but almost completely different.

How come Chaldeans have everyone's respect?

Because, they are kind-hearted, hard-working people with manners, respect, and loyalty.

by tino is boss like that June 25, 2009

caldering

The act of doing something that no one else sees as rebellious, and then taking a picture of it.

Remember that time there was the "stay off the rocks" sign only one of us was brave enough to go caldering that time.

by GingerHipster October 11, 2011

Chaldean

The guido version of the Arab world. You can usually find them trying to one up someone, wearing an unnecessary amount of jewelry, or trying to hit on someone’s girlfriend. They travel in packs and like to buy bottle service, but their table is only filled with men. They do be lovin the homies, their families, and nitrous. If you’re not Chaldean, they probably won’t be friends with or date you.

*at an after hours in Detroit*
Person 1: “Oh my god who brought their own nitrous tanks?? And why is it all dudes at that table?”
Person 2: “It’s the Chaldeans”

by DetroitBadBoy March 27, 2020