cupboard burnt

Food that taste like cupboard

These walnuts taste cupboard burnt

by Cheyyennerox May 7, 2018

jelly cupboard

When blood clots begin to ooze out of one's B-hole as a result of rapid paced anal sex with a severe lack of lubricants.

There I was in Caribou Maine, high on meth amphetamines railing this Vietnamese prostitute in the shit shoot at an unreasonably high rate of speed. She probably ended up with a jelly cupboard.

by Professor Tripp October 13, 2016

void cupboard

A cupboard in your home that is earmarked for putting odd items in. It usually starts as a regular cupboard but ends up with anything and everything. Mostly full of items that should have been thrown away or given to someone else but instead are kept because you think you may have use for them in 10 years.

I'll just put this tent in this cupboard. I'm sure we'll use it more than once. It's not as though we have a void cupboard.

by Millgid July 1, 2021

raid my cupboard

Stealing your friends load when he's trying to give his girlfriend a facial during a threesome involving you.

I was about to give her a nice pearl necklace during our three way, but my friend tried to raid my cupboard for himself.

by NasT4U May 23, 2023

Cupboard handle

So not cool. Said to someone who thinks they're in the cool group. But isn't.

You're such a cupboard handle 🙄

by Jesta95 May 25, 2023

Pooh cupboard

Port a john, port a potty, portable potty

I need to take a dump in the pooh cupboard. John destroyed the pooh cupboard.

by I crack myself up August 14, 2022

Indian in the Cupboard

The inner native in every one (despite race)that comes out after too much cheap whisky(wishkey)

*Jeff punches baby

Craig:"whats wrong with Jeff"
Aaron"Hes been drinking Canadian Club all day. He let loose the indian in the cupboard."

by SMegMatic69 May 10, 2022