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Cum Stain

Man you are a danger to society, you should have been a fucking cum stain.
by Ole Hickey June 3, 2021
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Zero Cum Stain

Like a Zero Sum Game but with more cum.
Bro, I'd like you to cum on my hat right now but it would leave a mark, and that would negate the pleasure I'd derive. I suppose we're in a Zero Cum Stain
by Waterbury December 12, 2020
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ethan la fon cum stain

Ethan la fon cum stain is the man that is known for being covered by so much cum that he's as white as zach Ghazzi
Is that The Ethan La Fon Cum Stain?
Yes
by The man that eats cum February 26, 2022
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C.V.P. CUMTAINER

The C.V.P. Cumtainer is when a man or a woman cums into a mason jar (or any type of jar). then they will store the jars one by one until the industrial sized container is filled. then it is all poured inside, with some water added to the mix and possibly condoms as toppings, a man or woman steps in while people around them cums onto them. this is a kinky act that some websites and companies use. And the C.V.P. stands for "cum" "vagina" "penis"
My step-sister was late to the kids birthday party because she was in an C.V.P. cumtainer
by monke is king no capp March 2, 2021
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cumtainer

A woman who has a giant number of sexual intercourse with a large number of individuals without any form of quality control.
- I did that girl from gym class last night.
- Everyone did.
- Last night?
- Last night.
- You mean she's a cumtainer?
- Yep, you better get yourself checked.
by PapaPeller January 24, 2014
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cumstinger

1.) The tingly feeling after you've been slapped in the face by a huge weiner, then they cum on you. Also leaves a rash the shape of the penis.
ouchies!!! that musta been a real bad cumstinger!!! she got hit pretty motha fuckin hard!!!
by Sofa Kingdom May 13, 2005
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Cum Stain Poetry

The art of making pictures and or words out of semen that has been ejaculated on a level surface.
"Dude, I just made some really fancy cum stain poetry on my wall"
"Wow pretty cool, send me a picture"
by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 January 11, 2018
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