cookie monster

A gynocologist. These words are only here because "A gynocologist" is too short of a definition.

I hate it when my cookie monster puts those metal things in my cookie.

by The Cookie Monstein March 14, 2005

cookie monster eyes

When a persons eyes are always pointing in different directions. Like the Cookie Monster!

The fat lady who works at the Kroger has cookie monster eyes.

by Jeremy Robinson November 28, 2007

cookie monster vocals

Another term for the various vocal stylings of genres related to progressive death metal. The vocals are incoherent growls, similar to those of Cookie Monster himself.

"Hey, can you understand what these motherfuckers are saying?"
"I don't think anybody can with those cookie monster vocals."

by rpg June 11, 2006

Cookie Monster Growl

Vocals used by death metal/ hardcore metal vocalists. It started being called this because the voice sounded like the cookie monster. In album reviews people will often cite the cookie monster growl. Also see Bree for another example of a death metal vocal term.

The vocalist of (band) switches between high pitch metal screams and a low cookie monster growl.

by RoundDisc October 10, 2008

Cookie Monster Syndrome

The inability to stop oneself from eating anything and everything in sight, like Cookie Monster from Seasame Street.

"What's this? This no plate of cookies. This plate of BBQ wings. Ah. Who me kidding? Me compulsive eater. Mahmahmah!" -Cookie Monster on a skit

"Mmm....leftovers!" -Me with my Cookie Monster Syndrome

by chicinthecity March 01, 2008

Cooter Cookie Monster

The act of dying the hair on ones cooter blue and adhering googly eyes to it so that it resembles the "cookie monster". Another partner may then insert cookies into the vagina and proceed to consume them upon intercourse. The person who acts as the recipient of the cookies is known as the Cooter Cookie Monster

Chris: Dude, last night Rachel and I totally tried the Cooter Cookie Monster

Bob: Oh man that's hawt!!!

Chris: Yeah dude, I've still got cookie crumbs on my balls though!

Bob: Oh man, that's nasty!

by cookielovers June 04, 2009

Cookie Monster Texter

A person who is NOT tech-savvy who has a tendency to use short sentences and omit words due to laziness and/or inability to text properly.

A normal text message would be, "I will see you at the mall at 6pm"

A Cookie Monster Texter would be, "Mall. Me. You. 6"

by JollyLittleB.B. July 29, 2010