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Chapstick Sex

When women (especially younger teens) dont have a dildo on them when they want to masturbate so they take a chapstick and stick it up their vag. They choose these because of the rounded head (similar to a dick) and they insane availability. Also, they could take lip gloss (depending on how wide it is, the wider the better) because it tends to be longer than chapstick and then you can get a better feel of sex
Bryanna: my mom wont let me go to the sex to store so I had chapstick sex last night...

Caroline: Oo how was it?

Bryanna: okay, i found my moms ultra lipgloss- it was probably the size of David's dick!

Caroline: OMG! can I use that after you??
by anonymous8808 November 13, 2009
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chapstick lesbian

A lesbian who falls somewhere between a lipstick lesbian and a bull dyke lesbian. Sporty, somewhat to very feminine, not into a lot of makeup (hence the chapstick) but you can still tell it's a girl.
That girl is really cute in a 'girl next door' kind of way. Wait is she holding that girl's hand? Oh, she's one of those chapstick lesbians.
by wilsoner August 10, 2009
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Cherry Chapstick

The standard flavor of chapstick, which is applied to lips to prevent them from becoming dry.
Can I borrow your cherry chapstick, my lips are dry?
by JimmyJohn15 December 6, 2021
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share chapstick

A phrase used to imply one's desire to touch lips with another persons' lips.
Mario looked at Dirty Di's lips longingly and asked, "So... uh, you wanna share chapstick or what?"
by Møtørbøatër July 5, 2015
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fuzz on the chapstick

When, after sex, the dick is sticky with cum and pubes are stuck to it.
"Damn, man! The sex was great but I had some major fuzz on the chapstick.
by Fluffy Puppy 419 November 17, 2016
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watermelon chapstick

"Watermelon Chapstick" is often used as a reference to cocaine/crack.
Person 1: "Aye, yo! You go that watermelon chapstick I asked you for?"
Person 2: "Yeah man... Don't make a scene."
by Motherfluffer April 18, 2018
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watermelon chapstick

Person: "Aye, yo! Got that watermelon chapstick I asked for?"
by Motherfluffer April 18, 2018
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