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Shut up cargo pants

When you tell someone “shut up cargo pants”, it means they have been destroyed because everyone knows only the mentally ill wear cargo pants.
Jessica: “Hey look, prokda is wearing cargo pants
Derek: “prokda is retarded, that’s why”

prokda: “go to hell
Jessica: “Shut up cargo pants
by I arent click that May 11, 2020
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A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin

A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin is when someone is really nasty, fat or just obnoctious, there are 100 hurin boxes in a cargo plane in a hurtin box there are 12 hurtin units.
Me: Hey Man, Did You see Chrissy Lately?
Friend: Yeah Man, She Looked Like "A Cargo Plane Full Of Hurtin"
by Bhask December 8, 2010
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cargo train

when you go on a massive bender it is also known as being on the cargo train. A group of people are riding the cargo train when they are together for a period of time consisting purely of getting f*cked up.
Want to go to the cinema on Saturday?” “Nah I can’t, I’ll still be on the cargo train.”
by gollum123 June 3, 2018
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Cargo Cum

Cargo Cum is when you break into a girls house and cum in all of her cargo pants.
you: Yo jeff i pulled a “Cargo Cum” on jenna

jeff: What the actual fuck
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Cargo Bob

(verb)
when you lift a car with any helicopter
Oh I was playing GTA V the other day and I got cargo bobbed by my friend Jason because I got my car stuck
by johnisaboss519 August 26, 2021
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nick cargo

A white male with ancestors of common name "Cargo". Owner of a very small, bent, ugly penis. Has no purpose in life.
Usually the owner of a very small curvy penis. useless to society and ugly
Man this guy is such a nick cargo
by Randahinda April 29, 2015
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Hot Cargo

The sudden realization that a hot poo is imminent
How are you Jason? Sorry Carl I can’t talk I have some hot cargo to drop off
by Bulldinkle September 5, 2022
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