Dave Carlson finger bang

To finger a heavily bleeding vagina so hard that blood goes everywhere. Dave Carlson reference comes from move slap shot and how Dave is an animal how Dave is a mess.

Bro 1-Nigga what the fuck happened in here? Its a murder scene.
Bro 2-Funny you should ask. Amy came by. Gave her some Shit then i Dave Carlson finger banged that bloody ham wallet of hers.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

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CARLSON

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Yo u see that nigga CARLSON he is so tall and has dreads and his @ on ig is @tfn.carlsonn

by Fortnite lover69 January 30, 2022

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a carlson

Someone who dates another person and just treats them like nothing. They talk and date other guys at the same time and try to hide it ; a hoe

That girl sitter over there is such a Carlson, I can't stand her

by Fwar December 26, 2015

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owner of Wildflower Cases- babydoll dresser, the ultimate 2020s 'cool girl', shitposts on instagram and goes viral for wearing niche celebrity brands like frankies bikinis, praying, and realisation par. is mid???

who's that hottie over there squatting on a lamppost?
oh, that's devon lee carlson lmao

by surlypiscesgirl May 31, 2022

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