Christopher Carlson

Chris is the most kindest guy that you could ever meet. he is very romantic and will do whatever it takes to keep you happy. Although it is easy to offend him he will get over it. He is easy to love. Hes really funny and doesnt care what people think of him. You should never let him go if you got him in your grasp because that will be the biggest mistake you will ever make.

girl: ughh i wish i went out with him

boy: who me?

girl:EW no not you, christopher carlson

by 11.11.11 December 29, 2011

Tucker Carlson

A so-called 'journalist' from FOX News who hates America.

See: Russian Asset

Tucker Carlson sucks rotten eggs imported straight from Russia.

by ThatGuyWhoWatchesVideos April 15, 2022

Tucker' Carlson

The act of a manipulating your genitalia in a fashion as to hide it. Like one would hide an adult man's embarrassing bow ties.

She used duct tape to Tucker' Carlson, because she was wearing a short skirt for Roger Ailes.

by Factula March 16, 2021

Tucker Carlson

When a transsexual woman’s business is showing by accident.

Hey Shanda you need to Tucker Carlson your business. Don’t be putting it out there for free like the libs!

by anonymous September 21, 2021

Brian Carlson

The act of being self deceived; thinking one is "pro" at life.

So what's Thomas been up to lately?

Oh he's been playing a lot of Halo 5 lately, he thinks he all Brian Carlson now.

by Thomas Brooke June 27, 2009

Keanna Carlson

HUGE SLUT. So basically if you want some action, call her up.

Boy 1: I feel like getting laid tonight.

Boy 2: Call up Keanna Carlson, she'll do anything.

Keanna: Mmmmmbaby. ;)

by Yahtrickkk. November 21, 2010

a carlson

Someone who dates another person and just treats them like nothing. They talk and date other guys at the same time and try to hide it ; a hoe

That girl sitter over there is such a Carlson, I can't stand her

by Fwar December 26, 2015