bastard by proxy

when an individual's father dies and leaves the mother and child to live unattended...........
when a girl now has no father figure due to untimely death of male parent.....

Jill thinks that her shit doesn't stink at all, and that she is so much better than all of us.........
Well her dad is dead......that makes her a bastard by proxy.
Puff on that Jill.

by jere from smackjab April 19, 2008

by proxy

Proxy, can also mean using someone on your behalf.

Someone borrows money from you and he was just a proxy for the other guy who
borrowed money from you..

by Steve Ultra July 8, 2005

Sphincter tickle by proxy

Placing a finger up your girlfriend or lovers anus with a view to getting her to reciprocate the action without having to say "Will you finger me hoop?"

The other day I recieved a sphincter tickle by proxy. Nice one...

by thewexfordlad April 6, 2007

zombie by proxy

Seems like zombie but is in fact something else.
Like infected, radio controlled, bad childhood.

Well my dear Elizabeth, this is just a zombie by proxy. They are infected by some virus

by quarzelback! May 31, 2010

By proxy

As a result of.

His leg twitched, causing his foot to kick by proxy.

by Jadedimage December 9, 2013

HBP - Hot By Proxy

Being "hot", attractive, or sexy just because of a race

Bob: "Check out my date... you think she's hot?"
Tom: "Dude, she's Asian!! She's HBP - hot by proxy!"

by pussy-cat October 6, 2008

Acute Inflammation by Proxy

An STD classified by irritation of the genitalia, be it male or female, causing redness, swelling and in some cases itching of the: genitals, crotch, gooch and/or other surrounding regions.
"Red Dick of Death" (abbreviated "RDoD")

Barry- "Yo, I think Liz gave me acute inflammation by proxy..."
Gerard- "The Red Dick of Death? Sucks bro."
Barry- "Yeah i guess i gotta get checked, damn"

by GoofyGoober21 March 8, 2011