by BriankidGC August 31, 2003
Get the buttsecks mug.An individual who chooses to do the absolute bare minimum at his/her place of employment + life in general. Classic example is a lazy and complacent government employee whose position is shielded from real accountability. Often an overweight smoker who possess a permanent pouty-face from an existence devoid of good health, self-respect, and life goals.
Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.
Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.
Buttpickers can be typically spotted feeding on zebra cakes and diet Mountain Dew from the nearest Shit-Dispenser, whilst scratching and sniffing their big nasty asses. They are often lumbering to and fro pretending to do work, chatting with the other buttpickers within its ecosystem. This species of humanoid is exponentially driving up the cost of healthcare, which is really fucking infuriating to us non-buttpickers.
Don't become a buttpicker, son. It's bad for ya and everyone will hate you.
Ben: “Look, Dave. Another buttpicker is waddling towards the free Twinkies.”
Dave: “That lady just scatched her ass for like 15 seconds…fucking gross.”
Dave: “That lady just scatched her ass for like 15 seconds…fucking gross.”
by genitaltraffic4781 March 29, 2019
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by raybeez February 11, 2022
Get the surprise buttsecks metal cover mug.a sock you put on your ass whether you are cold or trying to catch fecal matter. word also commonly used for ridicule. a buttsock is also used to catch a fart and bring to ones face.
by mr seville November 10, 2008
Get the buttsock mug.A pejorative term for a person who is annoying and/or pestersome. Less profane than "butthole" this term has a British slant and is synonymous with "butthead".
by Uncle_Doug_in_Dallas March 9, 2014
Get the buttswick mug.A meme used for the Spy character from Team Fortress 2. His job is to backstab people with his butterfly knife, and as the meme goes, they use 2 of the spy's voicelines together to make the spy say "buttsecks!"
theres many song parodies of the "Suprise Buttsecks" meme on youtube and on porn websites.
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