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J-Brauning

A verb meaning to put random, meaningless items in a persons shopping bag e.g. ink cartridges, staples, glasses, gloves, etc. It usually happens by a cashier to a customer. The victim is ALWAYS unaware of their "gifts".... until they go home and discover the prank.
Person 1: "How was your work today?" Boring as usual?"
Person 2: " Aww hell nah! I was J-Brauning customers all night yo! I J-Brauned a bunch of people!"
Person 1: " what? You were doing what?"
Person 2: "You don't know what J-Brauning is flamey? It's when you put random shit in a customers bag, unbeknownst to them. I gave away tons to garbage to all these shakers and drunks! Gave away about 3 prescription glasses from our lost in found!....fuck them idiots!"
by Bill Butterfield November 11, 2020
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Elijah braun

He is a great friend and an even better boyfriend. Never let him get away
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Braun

Braun is very smart and funny. He will get emotional at times. He is the person you would want to be friends with. He can do some very dumb crap sometimes. He is also very athletic. He can be very loud at times.
Braun is so funny
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Sasha Braun

A girl from attack on titan with brown hair, likes potatoes and sharing. she is also kind of similar to Hange Zoe.
Me: SASHA BRAUN IS SO SIMILAR TO HANGE O MY GOD
by EREN_JAEGERR March 24, 2022
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Grzegorz Braun

A radical rightist polish politician, who really dislikes Jews
Person 1: Who extinguished the Hanukkah!?

Person 2 : It was him, Grzegorz Braun!
by GrzegorzBraunLover May 25, 2025
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