brains

The staple diet of the common zombie. Nobody knows why zombies eat human (and possibly animal) brains, they just do. It's their thang.

"Uuhhhhhhh!! Braaaaaainnnsss!!!" - A zombie

by Kazzahdrane November 23, 2004

brains

To recive oral sex.

Eric Caffery gives me brains.

by Heavy D March 6, 2004

brain

v.
to strike someone in the head with an object.

"we were doing okay until the QB brained me with the football"

by Conejo July 15, 2008

brain

food for zombies who are hungry

The innocent girl's brain became food for the zombie

by Toki + Hizo June 13, 2007

the brains

Grab your balls very tightly so that they squeeze together forming the image of....a brain. Then show it to another straight male and call him a fag and kick him in the ass twice.

Male 1: (pulls out testicals and squeezes them together) "hey Male 2, look over here."

Male 2: (looks) "AWWW DUDE!!!"

Male 1: "THE BRAINS!!!! OMG you are such a FAG!! BEND OVER."

by Jiub June 11, 2006

brain

the newest "form" as of 06' to define giving head (blowjob)

"you know you give good brain, like you graduated from a good school"

by pmiller February 6, 2007

brain

Word used by fat, stupid, lazy males to refer to oral sex. Since these men are not accustomed to using their brains and are entirely unfamiliar with this organ, they move this function to other parts of their body. This not only kills the reliance on the brain, but allows the man to continue killing this organ with beer, fatty foods and a lazy attitude.

"Good thing all this beer, burgers and sitting around all day watching football isn't harming my brain, since brain means blowjob!"

by osibisa November 21, 2007