The staple diet of the common zombie. Nobody knows why zombies eat human (and possibly animal) brains, they just do. It's their thang.
"Uuhhhhhhh!! Braaaaaainnnsss!!!" - A zombie
by Kazzahdrane November 23, 2004
by Conejo June 12, 2005
by Toki + Hizo May 25, 2007
Grab your balls very tightly so that they squeeze together forming the image of....a brain. Then show it to another straight male and call him a fag and kick him in the ass twice.
Male 1: (pulls out testicals and squeezes them together) "hey Male 2, look over here."
Male 2: (looks) "AWWW DUDE!!!"
Male 1: "THE BRAINS!!!! OMG you are such a FAG!! BEND OVER."
Male 2: (looks) "AWWW DUDE!!!"
Male 1: "THE BRAINS!!!! OMG you are such a FAG!! BEND OVER."
by Jiub June 02, 2006
by pmiller January 15, 2007
Word used by fat, stupid, lazy males to refer to oral sex. Since these men are not accustomed to using their brains and are entirely unfamiliar with this organ, they move this function to other parts of their body. This not only kills the reliance on the brain, but allows the man to continue killing this organ with beer, fatty foods and a lazy attitude.
"Good thing all this beer, burgers and sitting around all day watching football isn't harming my brain, since brain means blowjob!"
by osibisa November 01, 2007