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Braeden Bowman

Braeden Bowman, from latin words Braedothical Bowmanship, derives from a short man who disappoints his wife sexually due to his girth size.
I know I’m short, but I aint no Braeden Bowman
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braeden prior

Someone who loves sharks and Lenovo. Wild Combo!
"That there Braeden Prior sure loves himself a Hammerhead and a Thinkpad. WIld fucker!"
by Whitemanhorse March 5, 2022
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Braeden Rowe

by ianboomer October 21, 2019
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Braeden

He will soon be writing hate paragraphs for all the annoying women who disturbed him and his girlfriend.
Braeden is with Alyssa
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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Braeden

Your typical hockey boy. Got the flow, naturally buff, but also a oftentimes a douchebag
Drew: Yo I heard Braeden banged Callisto after the hockey game in the change room and then immediately dumped her, what a douchebag
by Rhodesians Never Die July 22, 2023
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Braeden

A fucking retard who fails all of the easiest classes the school offers, is a dumb jock, except for the fact that he is retarded and got kicked off the team for shitty grades. The only language he understands is football, and nobody likes him, but he still thinks he is the shit. He thinks he is the smartest person in the school and actually has a future for something besides a football coach. One in a while Braeden can be seen in class with his hands down his pants, probably jacking off to another dumb jock.
"See that Braeden over there"
"yeah I fucking hate that stupid retard"
by 6head February 26, 2020
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Braeden Lemasters day

A singer/guitarist in an “indie” band called Wallows along with Cole Preston, Dylan Minnette and two others. Braeden is perfect and so adorable! He needs his own day! The day is on July 14
Today is Braeden Lemasters day!! Yayyyy🥳”
by ahh_wallows January 30, 2021
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