Bolton

Bolton is a small town in Greater Manchester, home to 139, 403 people (approx.)
69, 500 of these people are Muslims
69, 500 are racist twats
The other 403 are decent people, however go unnoticed
And everyone of these people have experimented with drugs, got pregnant before the age of 18, and probably shagged your neighbours cat.

James: I've just bought a house, I'll be moving there next week
Martin: Oh where are you moving to?
James: Bolton
Martin: It's been nice knowing you

by FuckShitGeyBanged December 12, 2017

Miles Bolton

A mad lad that is a full on legend he is the best at video games and is a god on the trampoline.

:Did you see that Miles Bolton the other night
:yeah he is a mad lad.

by Gaylord29 July 26, 2017

Bolton

Bolton is an absolute shit tip where anyone would start with you over a sandwich Bolton has now been over crowded by young kids who think they are football hooligans there’s nout else to say but it’s shit

Person 1: Oi mate I’m goin Bolton away later on wanna come
Person 2: nah pal got all these fuckin kids thinkin they’re solid

by Zhdbbsbsb February 20, 2019

Bolton

Bolton is a big hunky man who also has a huge dick. But a Bolton is usually gay and gets a hard-on whilst wrestling

Man:That man has a huge dick, but is gay
Other man:He must be a Bolton

by McSquirt the 3rd May 18, 2022

Bolton le sands

Bls is a strange place be careful because Matty wright and his crew will shank you if you look at them thay normally hang around the coop so if your ever going past the coop in bls speed up cos if you don’t thay will have you

Matty wright has a chode

Bls is very scary

Be aware when passing threw

Bolton le sands

by Daviduser May 26, 2022

Bolton le sands

Bls is a horibal place to go Matty wright and his crew are based around bls thay normally hang around the coop and if you look at them thay will shank you so if you are passing threw you should speed up cos if not thay will get you and bum you

Matty has a chode

Bolton le sands is dangerous

Be careful

by Daviduser May 26, 2022

troy boltoning

When someone who loves high school musical but is over the legal consent age ask for your advice on a haircut and you feel obligated to reply with a remark that is kind but unrealistic and wrong. Then the person who takes in your opinion, now uses it as advice and even more as biblical fact. This opinion roots into their head and makes decisions for them and pratically controls their life. also the user has to be over 5'1, white male, brown-ish hair and long and straight bowl cut.

that is such a troy boltoning moment smh oml omg

by TheRealzTomothy March 27, 2022