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boasting

Someone attempting to hide their dumbassness by repeatedly lauding their one and only (generally small) victory to their friends or a random crowd of strangers, depending on who is handy.
Ted: I slept with Rebecca Stillworth and it was freaking amazing! We did it like eight times and I think I made her cum twice that cuz I'm so talented. Seriously, she even told me that they should make a statue of my penis.

James: I wish Ted would stop boasting about that.

Kevin: I know right? It happened like ten years ago.

Steve: You'd think he'd have something else to talk about by now.

Kyle: Dumbass.

*They all nod in agreement, except Ted who continues with his boasting, oblivious to his friends' disgruntlement*
by TalaDentro April 28, 2011
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nova boards

Nova Boards was once my home away from home. The best site it ever go to. Until Jacko bought it for $25,000 and is turning it in to a anti-teen place. Feeding off the 1,000,000 hits they get a month, Jack will probably turn it in to a porn site.
by Ayumi January 23, 2004
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BOAISY

by Patrick Gator September 23, 2005
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anal beads

antonias best friend
by urnan4242 May 18, 2022
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anus beads

beads inserted into the anus..usually for pleasure..beads strands can range from 4feet to 25 feet long...used by lesbians and gay men...or people who would like beads inserted into their anus...one should take caution while using anus beads...remove them slowly not like starting a lawnmower...
by the great extender February 16, 2009
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Ranger Beads

Also called "pace beads," "SAS beads," and other names.
Beads put on a string that are held in place by friction, and can only be moved when slid up or down the string purposefully by the user.
These have been used for centuries, now they are used by militaries and mountaineers to judge the distance they have hiked.

*How to use*
You have two sections, an "upper" section with 6 beads, and a "lower" section with 7 beads.
You count roughly 60-70 paces, however many paces it takes for you to go 110 meters. Every 60-70 paces, drag a bead down from the lower section. Every lower bead represents 110 yards, or 1/16 of a mile, hiked.
Every upper bead represents 880 yards, or 1/2 a mile.
When you've brought down every lower bead and reach up to bring down the non-existent 8th bead, bring down an upper bead, and reset the lower beads. Start all this over.

You can judge distance hiked over a flat surface to about a 10% error ratio. Remember if you're hiking over hills or something it'll mess this up.
Look around, they're all over military surplus sights.
by oneeyedjack July 2, 2005
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boardschlap

To be utterly owned and pwned until destruction. You will feel much pain.
"OMG, that guy got boardschlapped!"
"If you annoy me one more FREAKIN time I will boardschlap you!"
"Dang, he was well boardschlapped"
by Nately's Old Man February 17, 2010
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