blue waffle

Something you REALLY SHOULD NOT GOOGLE! (for your own health)

Blue waffles look DISASTEROUS! NEVER EVER EVER GOOGLE THEM! IF YOU DO DONT LOOK AT THE IMAGES!!!!!!!

by green_girl9 March 9, 2016

Blue Waffle

When a female human is smacked in the vaginal region with a racket (tennis, squash, badminton, flyswatter etc.) and becomes badly bruised, resulting the appearance of a blue waffle on her vag that should never be google image searched.

"Ow I got blue waffled tonight" "Nasty"

by taint_talk November 23, 2016

Blue Waffle

A dirty vagina that looks gross. You'll know when you see one. Most likely you would want to through up.

I think that girl has a blue waffle. Don't mess around with her

by Mellow123456 October 13, 2011

blue waffle

an infectious diesease caused by nasty sexual intercourse

person 1:have you heard from lil joe?

Person 2: No! i heard he got the BLUE WAFFLE!

or...

Yo, we drinking tonight lil joe?
no, i got the blue waffle

by stephybaby June 27, 2011

Blue Waffle

A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue waffle infections area result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infections as well as areas high in whoredom.

Kurtis: "Hey Stevie I heard you had some blue waffles for a midnight snack."

Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."

by Blue Waffle Chef April 16, 2010

Blue Waffle

A fungus filled vagina that reaches this state after one sucks a horses dick upside down while watching TV

Once Mitchael saw the blue waffle, he puked all in it and yelled BUR!

by fender500 March 15, 2010

blue waffle

it's just every guys dream.

www.bluewaffle.net

sex in between legs.

George: "Did you hear, my gf's got blue waffle"
Liam: "Lucky sod"

by ZF. August 13, 2010