Blorp

A feeling when you don't really know what to do while on a call with friends.

I felt blorp on that call yesterday.

by FlingYourself January 16, 2021

Blorple

To ejaculate into a womans rear end whilst upside down and "sitting" criss-cross.

"Dude I gave her the nastiest blorple."

by TesticuloTheSexGod April 2, 2023

blorp

A better and more sophisticated way to say bitch or hoe. Blorp is singular and Blorps/Blorpies is plural

Timmy: Yo man! I got HELLA blorps!!!
Joe: Ay that's my man, pulling hella blorpies

by anti-shit sniffer person July 30, 2024

Blorp

To be confused.

I feel very Blorp.

by Do.9638 January 27, 2024

Blorp

In 1985 I started making the sound "blorp" to emphasize the presence of an obese person.

I would pocket air in both cheeks with my mouth closed, and force a hard 'B' out of my mouth, popping my lips, at the beginning of the word, and forcing a hard 'P' at the end of the word 'blorp'.

I am unaware of any use of this word before 1985. So, I consider this, the primary definition of the word 'blorp'.

Blorp would be used when an obese person sits down, near you, walks by you, or is even just standing by you. No other words are needed. Just:

"BLORP"

by Darke_Raine September 9, 2024

borphin

A borphin is a odd looking object which kind of looks like it has an important purpose but the exact purpose becomes more elusive the longer you look at it.

Talked about by Dr. Suess in the book "Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?"

Every morning at six, Mr. Bix wakes up because he has a Borphin to fix. The borphin is schlumping and so he has to unschlump it.

by bob_johnson September 11, 2024

Blorptastic

Something so bizarre yet fantastic that it defies explanation.

"That blorptastic moment when the raccoon steals your sandwich and flips you off mid-scamper."

by peanutpatrol November 26, 2024