Bangkok Bloody Mary

The act of drinking the menstral fluid from a women's vagina while performing cunnilingus.

The senetor's favorite thing to do with his mistress is the Bangkok Bloody Mary.

by dmore March 17, 2009

Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin

The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.

“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”

by Cokeman12 September 7, 2022

Bloody Mary

Enjoying a shot of vodka and a stick of celery as you go down on a girl who is on her period.

Enjoy your Bloody Mary with a little class.

by Wise Gent June 8, 2019

Bloody Mary

When a girl is on her period, she takes a tampon and saturates it with a classy Vodka, then proceeds to insert it into her vaginal cavity. Once in, garnish the butthole by inserting an asparagus spear, a pickle, or a celery stick and your choice of meat into the butthole.

My girlfriend was on her period, so I suggested trying the Bloody Mary and she was kinky enough to give it a go.

by The Rogue Medic May 8, 2023

Bloody Mary

Urban legend about a girl in a mirror or cocktail

Here is your bloody mary

by $Unkown$ October 27, 2016

poor bloody mary

A bitch so broke she wears the same pad for her entire cycle

Damn I fucked up and married a nasty ass poor bloody Mary. Them hoes are some Nasty poor bloody Marys

by ronin007 March 6, 2014

Bloody Mari

Is a virgin little bitch who thinks her and her flat ass and no titties is cute.When shes neva had a real vato in her life..so when this uglii bitch mari aquino is on her period shes bloody mari!!

Mari: "Hey Dana omg last night this guy was with me at the club and he my new man"
GUy: "Hell no..dat bytches back sticks out farther than her ass she a fat ass bytch"
Dana:"haha..shes on her period..bloody mari is a desperate fat ass"

by 7ii7 p7aYbOii March 26, 2009