Pagan bigfoot

If a woman has a hair pussy, light it on fire and slit your dick open dripping blood on the flame with chanting satanic shit in pig latin.

my girl is satanic as fuck and she made me do a pagan bigfoot and i now i need stitches in my dick

by Fuzzball April 22, 2021

bigfoot’s ghost

A label for objects that seem tangible and definitive yet remain illusively indiscernible.

I’m not sure if that is a man, a woman, or a garage, but bigfoot’s ghost is really dressed to impress.

by HauntGPA February 14, 2019

Bigfoots' Dick

The anaconda-like protrusion from between the mysterious great apes' legs.

"Holy shit Nick! I was just violated in the posterior region by big foots' dick! Now my ass hole hurts :'("

"You think your dick is big Jamal? Well wait until you see bigfoots' dick!"

by ZMcFizzle October 22, 2008

bigfoot bang

dressing up in costume like big foot while fucking a girl from behind screaming like a beast from the mid west.

I gave that bitch last night a bigfoot bang

by fitzdogg December 14, 2010

Angry Bigfoot

After sexual intercourse the male ejaculates on a females chest, face, or anywhere on the female, then the male rips off puebs from his anus and then places it on the semen when it hardens quickly rip off the hair and if she gets angry you've done it correctly.

Jonathon gave me a "angry bigfoot" i was so mad i slaped him.

by jweaves9 August 11, 2011

dirty bigfoot

When a person with giant feet gives a foot job and they use there toejam as lubricant

Tom: Last night she gave me a dirty bigfoot I didnt even last 1 minute

Harry: man I need to get a dirty bigfoot

by Hunky hooter March 9, 2020

smashed bigfoot

When a drunk person dressed like bigfoot walks across a rural road in front of cars at night to give the idea of a drunk bigfoot wondering around camp sites stealing beer

Man did you see that smashed bigfoot leaving that camp site I think he looted all there beer and took off

by yaktownwelder January 21, 2010