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Bezos or to Bezod

Become affluent in material gain specifically through a divorce.
Bezos or to Bezod is defined as: Marry Bezod jack or Bob Bezod Sarah. Example 2 = Hey, have you met Stephanie? No? Well she is Bezos. Example 3 = Bob was poor yesterday, but today he is Bezos.
by Mangol11 October 22, 2020
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Bezos-boys

Jeff Bezos CEO of Amazon has a tightly knit group of skinless femboys, often used in baking cakes.
Slow Replies, funeral.
"Yes bro wys"
"Nothing much g, jus fuckin around with the Bezos-boys and what not init"
"What the fuck are you talking about you demon, your Mum has no skin g"
"Neither does the Bezos-boys"
"Ahaha Yes bro I feel you famalam"
by Cally J Davis November 26, 2022
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Jeff Bezos

When the blow hit, his belly lifted in the air like an empty rut, until his ass cracked. Jeffrey sank down into the grass. His face slid off his ass, so he could see my mouth on his dirty ass cheeks.

I bit and sucked.

Jeffrey's breathing shook. His asshole squeezed my cheeks, filled me, until my teeth rubbed, and Jeffrey moaned in ecstasy. I brought Jeffrey back on the ride, pulled his ass onto my lips, sucked, used my tongue, and fucked up his ass as far as he could go. Jeffrey moaned and shook in orgasm.

When Jeffrey was ready to eat, I climbed onto the grass with him. I kissed his lips and tasted his ass. Jeffrey kept his eyes closed, breathing heavily, wanting me to fuck up his ass.

My fucking lips glided up and down Jeffrey's ass. Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes. I felt my balls tighten and my cock twitch. I couldn't hold back. My prick twitched until it exploded in Jeffrey's ass. My dick made a wet, sucking sound.

Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes.

Jeffrey
Jeff Bezos just DDoS'd me
by The Definer 666 69 420 August 19, 2022
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Bezos bottle

A bottle, usually plastic, that someone uses to pee in because they don't have time to get to a bathroom or are unable to access bathroom facilities.
He broke his leg and couldn't move off the sofa, so he had to pee in a Bezos bottle.

The kids refused to use the porta potties and left a pile of smelly Bezos bottles on the ground.
They were so poor they didn't even have a Bezos bottle to piss in.
by caughtjesta October 5, 2021
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Bezos

1 Bezos is = to the amount of theft and exploitation it takes to build a rocket and go to space for a little while.
They had to rip us off for at least 100 Bezos to get that tourist to the moon.
by Elusive Muse July 20, 2021
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Jose Bezos

When your friend scams you out of your own money.
Friend: yo bro what happened to your money?

You: jose Bezos scammed me bro
by josebezos July 26, 2022
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bezo

a simpler and less annoying replacement for the word "normal"
"is it normal to bleed after a cut?"

=

"is it bezo to bleed after a cut?"
by cagamelo April 13, 2022
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