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Bezos

Another word for giving head, also known as oral sex. This term originated from Jeff Bezos’ giant and bald head, and is used in many popular songs and memes.
All I want from you right now is some good bezos.
by 🐺 November 4, 2023
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Bezos' Syndrome

A condition where an employer tricks you into loving your job or just feeling good for working where you work, either because the pay is good, your workplace looks nice or just because it's a well known company, despite it being shit and basically slavery.
- What do you do for a living?
- I work for Amazon as a customer service operator! I get to put my shirt on, work in a fancy building, use my keycard... I know that I work for 10 hours a day and I'm yelled at by Karens on the phone all day, but the pay is good and we even have PS5's in our break room...
- Oh brother, another pussy suffering from Bezos' Syndrome.
by DruggedBabyPenguin August 2, 2021
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Jeff Bezos

When the blow hit, his belly lifted in the air like an empty rut, until his ass cracked. Jeffrey sank down into the grass. His face slid off his ass, so he could see my mouth on his dirty ass cheeks.

I bit and sucked.

Jeffrey's breathing shook. His asshole squeezed my cheeks, filled me, until my teeth rubbed, and Jeffrey moaned in ecstasy. I brought Jeffrey back on the ride, pulled his ass onto my lips, sucked, used my tongue, and fucked up his ass as far as he could go. Jeffrey moaned and shook in orgasm.

When Jeffrey was ready to eat, I climbed onto the grass with him. I kissed his lips and tasted his ass. Jeffrey kept his eyes closed, breathing heavily, wanting me to fuck up his ass.

My fucking lips glided up and down Jeffrey's ass. Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes. I felt my balls tighten and my cock twitch. I couldn't hold back. My prick twitched until it exploded in Jeffrey's ass. My dick made a wet, sucking sound.

Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes.

Jeffrey
Jeff Bezos just DDoS'd me
by The Definer 666 69 420 August 19, 2022
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Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos is the chief executive Big Ol' Rich boy of amazon. He went to space, but didn't actually go to space, he went to the edge of space, so pretty lame, I can do that whilst I slumber. He also ate an iguana, so like, that's weird.
Gejj Bestor? No, It's "Jeff Bezos," his name is Jeff Bezos, not fucking "Gejj Bestor"
by steakjuice September 10, 2021
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Jeff bezos

When someone such as your friend acting like they got the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos
Friend 1: Shit too bad I already got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Why are u being so jeff bezos like your microwave has a plate
by Mista chief January 8, 2021
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Bezos

1 Bezos is = to the amount of theft and exploitation it takes to build a rocket and go to space for a little while.
They ripped us off for at least 100 Bezos to get a tourist to orbit the moon. .
by Elusive Muse July 20, 2021
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emma bezos

A girl who does all the chasing. She eventually wins the hearts. It does take time tho.
She Emma bezos at him for sure! All the time she put in worked
by Baybee Pretty November 21, 2022
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