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Bezos

1 Bezos is = to the amount of theft and exploitation it takes to build a rocket and go to space for a little while.
They ripped us off for at least 100 Bezos to get a tourist to orbit the moon. .
by Elusive Muse July 20, 2021
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Bezos

1 Bezos is = to the amount of theft and exploitation it takes to build a rocket and go to space for a little while.
They had to rip us off for at least 100 Bezos to get that tourist to the moon.
by Elusive Muse July 20, 2021
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Bezos' Syndrome

A condition where an employer tricks you into loving your job or just feeling good for working where you work, either because the pay is good, your workplace looks nice or just because it's a well known company, despite it being shit and basically slavery.
- What do you do for a living?
- I work for Amazon as a customer service operator! I get to put my shirt on, work in a fancy building, use my keycard... I know that I work for 10 hours a day and I'm yelled at by Karens on the phone all day, but the pay is good and we even have PS5's in our break room...
- Oh brother, another pussy suffering from Bezos' Syndrome.
by DruggedBabyPenguin August 2, 2021
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Joof Bezos

The most rich and evil version of Joof possible
Jeff: Joof Bezos is rich and everyone loves him.
by Joofus August 18, 2021
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Jess Bezos

by Allzza August 20, 2021
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Jeff Bezos

A bald guy whos really rich and puts the most useless shit on his website that nobody needs and gets like 98% of his profit from that one mom
Im better than you because i am jeff bezos
by xxFjzK December 31, 2025
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