bethesda bullshit 

Whenever Bethesda does something so stupid that you metaphorically shake your head in disappointment.

Me: have you seen the newest bit of Bethesda Bullshit?
Friend: nylon instead of canvas?
Me: yup.

bethesda bullshit by KarenDraws May 22, 2019

Bethesda'd 

The act of going through cardiac arrest and dying, much like how Bethesda games run

bethesda'd

Bethesda'd by What the fuck did you just fuc October 6, 2020

Bethesda code 

A term used to describe a program, game, or piece of code that has little to no optimization and was poorly written in ways that break the application associated with it.

"Do you know how to fix this program?"
"Dude, this is literally Bethesda code, I can't fix this."

Bethesda code by mp1player July 18, 2023

Bethesda Mom 

Young, white moms who live near and in Bethesda, Maryland. They are often seen getting Panera, froyo, wearing Lululemon, taking their kids to soccer practice, and in their Peloton and Pilates classes. On Thanksgiving, they make their kids wake up at an ungodly hour to run a Turkey Trot. They most likely have color treated hair, usually bleach blonde, and get keratin treatments multiple times a year. Their houses are probably painted white, and have strictly neutral tones as wall colors. If they have any pets, they’ll have a white crusty dog named Lola or Coco. Some can be sweet, but will probably gossip in their “Moms of Bethesda” Facebook group about you.

Me: Bro I was working at Panera the other day and the most stereotypical Bethesda Mom came in

Bro: Yo really? Did she order unsweetened iced tea and everything?

Me: Yea, and then I saw her posting it on Facebook with #blessed next to it 💀
Bro: That was definitely a Bethesda Mom

Bethesda Mom by dmv_kid88 November 24, 2023

Bethesda

Bethesda is actually the french word for "Dog Shit"

Hng Hng Hng Jean Luc . You stepped in Bethesda and tracked it all over the floor.

Bethesda by Good_Kitty December 27, 2023

Bethesda

To be janky, glitchy, or unpolished.

Wow, this game is really bethesda, I already found five and a half glitches!

Bethesda by The Demonic Little Grey Cat May 10, 2025

The Bethesda Bougie Bazooka 

While on maximum allowable dosage of your preferred brand ED medication, dry and powder your erect penis. Just before receiving felatio, apply a light coat of Pepto Bismol to said penis so that your dick resembles the look, smell, flavor and texture of a large piece of 80's style rock-hard Bazooka bubble gum.

My GF complained about the smell while giving head, so I slipped her the Bethesda Bougie Bazooka.

The Bethesda Bougie Bazooka by Novierski August 24, 2021