kaitlyn bertrand

she is such a sweet person; she can get a lil obnoxious sometimes but she don’t mean no harm. she gets a offended a lot but she do be getting those guys. she is also rly short but she has a huge heart.

jimmy: “yo shorty! how is goin down there!”
kaitlyn bertrand: “uhm, hi that kind of made me sad”

by summitcookid November 29, 2020

Daniel bertrand

A man with a wicked big cock who goes by the name of grant when he tummy sticks other men

Daniel Bertrand aka grant tummy sticks his penis to another mans stomach

by Daniel Bertrand May 30, 2021

Jean bertrand

Show a person who is shy and will have sex late in life, a young man with no ambition and a girl in his life that will take care of him after because jean bertrand has no money and no goals in life, a jean bertrand is someone very talkative

One day I will become like jean bertrand

by Covid 19 positive November 22, 2021

de/bertrand

a cranky old man with a hat, coat, walking stick and a long twirly moustache. hobbies include self-victimisation and self-projection

"you've been arguing with me all day, you're such a de/bertrand!"

by lunablu February 9, 2026

The Dirty Bertrand

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, when one lets their unwashed bellybutton begin to stink then picks said bellybutton and wipes it on the upper lip of an unsespecting victim.

I gave a girl the Dirty Bertrand last night, she threw up in her shoes.

by bbbeaver October 13, 2012

Big Boy Burtram

Big Boy Burtram is a Big Boy and is not afraid to try new challenges.

Boy 1: Nothing stops Big Boy Burtram!

Girl 1: Really?

Big Boy Burtram: Haha.. Yes.. It’s ME!

by toby x shrek August 12, 2021