A weird chav-type who spends most of their time hiding away in the corners of retail shops such as hollister in wait for innocent girls
"Dude, that boy is such a Benji"
"I think I am gonna get a level 1 restraining order on that benji"
"I'll kick his Benji ass"
"I think I am gonna get a level 1 restraining order on that benji"
"I'll kick his Benji ass"
by itsthea May 9, 2010
A Fucking psycho who drips liquid into his ear in Social Studies whilst looking at dead elmo and barney memes.
Dont be a Benji
by Mesajarjarjeff March 11, 2019
A combination of "binge drinking" and "Ben."
A person who drinks himself into an alcohol-induced coma. Upon revival, he will usually claim to have "conquered alcohol..." Weeks later, he will once again be in the hospital for acute alcohol poisoning. Also, he's on cocaine. Worse yet, he attends Carlson School of Management, thus making him a douche bag.
A person who drinks himself into an alcohol-induced coma. Upon revival, he will usually claim to have "conquered alcohol..." Weeks later, he will once again be in the hospital for acute alcohol poisoning. Also, he's on cocaine. Worse yet, he attends Carlson School of Management, thus making him a douche bag.
Dude 1: Oh, man! I think Benji just got in trouble for cocaine possession!
Dude 2: Naw, he'd be in jail if he had coke.
Dude1: Meh, he's still a douche bag.
Girl 1: I heard that Benji was twitching in the hallway! Is he okay?
Girl 2: Yeah, that's normal for douche bags like him.
Dude 2: Naw, he'd be in jail if he had coke.
Dude1: Meh, he's still a douche bag.
Girl 1: I heard that Benji was twitching in the hallway! Is he okay?
Girl 2: Yeah, that's normal for douche bags like him.
by Who DIDN'T post this? December 15, 2005
The hottest punk alive (Sid Vicious is dead :( ) He is not gay or anything!!!!If you don't agree I really don't care, go fuck yourself if it bothers you.He's the back up vocals and guitarist in one of my favorite bands and even though you all might think he's some evil posers or something just fuck off he's awesome to his fans and plays great music.The only reason people hate the band is because all of these "My favorite music is Hilary Duff and Good Charlotte but I only like good Charlotte because insert band member here is hot hehehe" and they're like 10 and they don't even understand what punk IS.
Me- Good Charlotte Rocks!!!And Benji is hot too.
Person- No they're posers!
Me- Go fuck yourself bitch!!!You don't even know what punk IS!!!!You listen to Hilary Duff and think that you're hard core.
P.S. To all of you other real punks who think they suck....you actually have the authority to say they suck because you actually know what punk rock is.
Person- No they're posers!
Me- Go fuck yourself bitch!!!You don't even know what punk IS!!!!You listen to Hilary Duff and think that you're hard core.
P.S. To all of you other real punks who think they suck....you actually have the authority to say they suck because you actually know what punk rock is.
by mychemicalromance February 21, 2005
A person who tells dorky imature jokes but is occasionally funny. Very boy-ish but girls can be benji's too. Benji's also use dorky phrases and usually speak in a nasal voice. Usually into simpsons and computer games. Benji's can be dorky but not A Dork, and it is also POSSIBLE for them to be cool.
by hannah and alice March 4, 2005
by Notkevintobar June 1, 2018
noun; A trance like state that allows the person to ascend to a higher form of being or consciousness.
The person you see before you gentleman is stuck in benjy, he is currently unavailable and will one day return to you.
by zelius June 23, 2008