croco-hypo-beej

Some one of such monsterous proportions that you would never except a blow jop from them EVER!

I also made a fatal error last night but even through my beer goggles I new she was a croco-hypo-beej

by BistoYeti October 18, 2010

Beej Fubbis

A phrase used for especially hilarious jokes. It has higher levels of adjectivity/adverbtivity, such as "Beejer Fubbisis" and "Beejest Fubbisisis." Additionally, the funniest of funnis should be described in all caps.

This is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, prefix, suffix, literary device, and a good way to introduce any chronic spelling disorders.

"SO! YOU KHON HOWS THƏ MLON OSS FLET? BEEJ FUBBIS!! Ok done."

by Bruh_Box_Inc. December 25, 2021

Beej Queen

Typically an extremely trashy blond female who's only purpose is to give head. Many can be ordered from third world countries or Johnson County. Multiple males often share one beej queen. Beej queens are inter-changable and can often be traded between their male counterparts.

I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'... You have to get yourself a beej queen dude.

by tsextown August 5, 2010

Beej

“Sweet beej” “Fat beej” or just “Beej” depending on the state of your penis, is a shortened word to describe a blowjob.

Way-eye man, takin’ ol Sherrie up the gaff so I did, after she finished her cherrie brandy she does gave me the phat beej, so she did- so she did.

by Old Rat May 1, 2021

Handy Beej Three

A threesome involving only handjobs and blowjobs. Handy-Handjob, Beej (coming from the pronunciation of BJ as a word rather than two separate letters)- Blowjob

I just had a Handy Beej Three with these two girl. They both gave me head but we didn't have sex.

by WoodiWoodpecker December 15, 2012

beej

A word used for a bag of kush

Lets meet in town to get a beej

by samkushh February 4, 2019

cool beej

a better word than cool beans and to act more nonchalantly but the swift way ifykyk!

"that movie was so cool beej! I was shitting my pants at it !"

by marcelinezz February 12, 2025