Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous)

Someone who asks a tomb stone for directions, otherwise known as Oachocacklomous. from the derieved word Oach2 meaning total retard. and lomous meaning idiot from latin 3 another example would be someone who pulls an automatic door and sits and crys on the floor as he watches the people inside.

Mick: I can't read the words on that sign!

Steve: its a giraffe!

Mick: Oh...Im such a Hairy BeefCake!
Steve: Yes! Did you know its otherwise known as Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous)

Hairy BeefCake (Oachocacklomous) by applw October 16, 2009

SPZ]-beefcake-[A 

SPZ-beefcake-A, an extremely skilled player in Americas army who does not cheat.

SPZ-beefcake-A, a handsome lover

SPZ-beefcake-A is one damn sexy bastard

That mofo, SPZ-beefcake-A, can aim!

SPZ]-beefcake-[A by jihad February 15, 2005

benchpress beefcake 

similar to a normal benchpress at a gym but instead one has a second spotter that squeezes the blood out of a raw steak into the mouth of the subject doing the benchpress exercise.

"dude, did you hear about the new way to bench, its called the beefcake....totally killer man"

Real Testimonial: "I was at first skeptical about the potential gains that my peers told me the benchpress beefcake would give me. I included one set in my daily routine and within the first day I gaind 35 pounds of ROCK HARD MUSCLE!"

benchpress beefcake by Loofi May 2, 2008

Dresden Beefcake 

A person whos penis is exaggerated by the size of his testicles.

Hutch is a Dresden Beefcake.

Dresden Beefcake by beefandbeer January 8, 2011

Big Wet Beefcake

An over-weight, water logged, deceased man, with greenish-grey skin and black hair, famously seen in “The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It”.

Person 1: “Bro, did you see Big Wet Beefcake?”
Person 2: “Yeah, that face-plant was hilarious”

Big Wet Beefcake by ThReelTD April 18, 2026

California Beef-Cake Ritual 

Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.

"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"

"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."

California Beef-Cake Ritual by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018

Beecake 

AMAZING Glaswegian alternative rock band fronted by adorably sexy and highly talented Billy Boyd, star of Lord of the Rings. You have to hear this man sing!!

Beecake also features Rick Martin on bass, Billy (BJ) Johnston on guitar and keyboard and John Crawford on drums.

Beecake is the hottest band out of Scotland! Get yourself a slice of Beecake!

Beecake by that gibbs girl September 8, 2010