Beavecoon

A cross breed sexy lookin animal. Will sneak up on you at night and hit you with the beavecoon magic. The wild beavecoon tends to crop dust his peers or… moon blast magic the jungle.

Person 1: Yo!!!! what in the world is that?

Person 2: Holy Shiitake mushrooms it’s a beavecoon. WATCH OUT FOR THE MOON BLAST MAGIC!!!

by Giowise13 March 23, 2022

beaverpox

n. Infectious disease first identified in lonely sexually ambiguous Canadian fur trappers. Currently sweeping the globe it is found primarily in moist low-lying regions. A lotion containing maple syrup has been found to be ineffective in containing its spread but is quite tasty.

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You got the beaverpox there Henri?

On no! That be just where my thong be pinching me.

by gnostic3 May 30, 2022

BeanerPopSucking

When you find a fat mean Mexican and force them to rub a popsicle on your asshole them give a rim job as they have diarrhea in your mouth, soon after you forcefully bend them over and make them cry as your fucking the shit out of their asshole, lastly kill them and cut their body parts up so there is no evidence and eat them after body parts sit in a warm space for 6 hours

Kidnap them then start BeanerPopSucking

by Cumsockeockcock October 4, 2023

beaverslop

a term that usually refers to disposable cheaply made canadian cartoons, or sometimes referred to canadian cartoons in general when convenient.

Kid: father, i wish to watch classic cartoons like Sidekick, Rocket Monkey, and who could forget Grojband

Dad: No son of mine is going to watch that beaverslop!

by theeggcarrier June 19, 2025

Beaverslop

A derogatory term for Canadian cartoons, usually referring to stuff like Johnny Test, the 2007 George of the Jungle, Scaredy Squirrel, Looped, Grojband, Kid vs Kat, Jimmy Two Shoes, Sidekick etc. The term combines beaver, an animal common in Canada, and slop.

They need to stop forcing this beaverslop down our throats
Sidekick was my favorite beaverslop as a kid.

by tomatotown June 29, 2025