jack bauer

jack bauer's name except for as a verb meaning to injure or hurt with force or violence

Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass.
I will Jack Bauer those terrorists.

by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007

Bauer Hour

Any time when you're busting skulls and taking names.

Ronny and I were on the wrong side of the tracks when two guys with knives demanded our wallets. He took one look at them and said, "It's Bauer Hour," then proceeded to beat them to a bloody pulp. Too bad they didn't know he's a big UFC enthusiast.

by Wa1la Wa1la March 9, 2009

Jack Bauers

24 Inch Rims, the number relates to the hit fox show 24 which is as gangster as a pair of 24 inch rims. Jack Bauer is the lead character, producer, etc. of 24 and pretty gangster

A:I got an 02 Tahoe sittin on Jack Bauers
B: Damn Son, them shit's is tight, you got spinnas on them?
A: Nah Yo

by Brandon D. S. June 29, 2006

Jack Bauer

A true hero, and I wanna be him, and also be IN his daughter

Jack Bauer is a fu**ing legend!

by pimpinainteasy September 15, 2003

Pulling a Bauer

To Pull a Bauer:

The act of trying to one up somebody or interfere with the task they are trying to accomplish.

Yo man! Why you gotta go all Bauer on me broseph!

If you are on the green trying to putt and somebody does the Macarena with their shadow in your line they are pulling a Bauer.

by Joanie Loves Your Mom May 15, 2013

Bauer johns

just a random dude aspiring to be one of the greats. he's pretty hot too.

Dude 1: man you acting like a Bauer johns up in here.
Dude 2: oh I guess I am.

by urmomscodsquad May 12, 2020

bauer like

so awesome that you are like kevin bauer. Even tho that is impossible

Wow that guy was bauer like.

other guy: nah nobody is like k bau$

by atwain June 6, 2011