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Battlefield 1942

Best. Game. Evar. EA is leet now. Plus, the expansions are actually half-decent. Anyone that bashes this game is, sadly, a motherfucking dumbass casual gamer who doesn't know shit.
Hoser, you're a dumbass; the Americans, British, Soviets, and the Canadians are in the game, it's just that the entire Pacific thing was mainly the US.
by Kuririn February 24, 2004
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Battlefuck

The act of two or more men walking around like crabs with boners and begin to fight.

One loses when they go soft.
Jon: You see those gay dudes battlefucking?

Frank: YEAH! I got $5 on the black one!
by Whirlingd November 3, 2011
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Battlefield 3

A first-person shooter game released in October 2011 by Dice and EA. It is a rival to MW3, in the Call of Duty series. Battlefield 3 has many more new features than MW3 - Vehicles and BEAUTIFUL graphics.
Me: Personally I think Battlefield 3 is a better game guys, but its just opinion. CoD is the same game re-released with a coat of paint.

Cod fanboy: No u n00b mw3 pwns Battelfield 3 cod is lik sooo muc better faggot.

Me: Just shut up man.
by FpsJesus96 November 13, 2011
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Battlefield: Vietnam

Another installment in the Battlefield series, made by the same people who made Battlefield: 1942, the 2002 Game Of The Year. Although is very innovative in its chopper tactics, weapons and team based strategy, Vietnam isn't quite as good as its predecessor. However, it is still worth a buy, especially if you play online.
Zero12: Take that you Vietcong bastards!
(Zero12 is suddenly impaled by several pungi sticks)
by Brakman December 11, 2004
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battlecar retardia

A junk car or truck ,that is driven like a tank by its' retarded driver. The driver forces his way into traffic, cuts people off, and does scary moves because he doesn't care if his ride gets into a wreck. Most battlecar drivers have no plates, no drivers license , no insurance ,and no brains. Normal drivers give way because they don't want a wreck.
Where are the cops when a battlecar retardia is loose?
by knowman August 1, 2008
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Battlefield 3

The reason I stopped playing with my friends.
I'm not getting Call of Duty 8: Modern Warfare 3. End of story.

It doesn't matter if all of my friends won't shut up about how they unlocked the AK-47 - gee, I wonder how many times I've done that in an FPS - and they don't seem to realize that Russians actually use modified variants of AK-47s, not the base model designed by Mikhail Kalashnikov.

"An AK-74? Oh, you mean the AK-74u (That's AKS-74u to you, mister)"

I have Battlefield 3 Limited Edition, I enjoy everything about it, and I don't care if a few of the bugs my friends experienced in the beta are a dealbreaker (Are they stupid?)

I'm playing Battlefield 3 and I'm not playing MW3. If you say, "Do you want to play Call of Duty?" I'm going to say, "Yes" and launch Call of Duty. Not Call of Duty 8, or Call of Duty 7, Call of Duty.
by Brawldud December 31, 2011
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battlefield

The rare, unfortunate event that every chick in one's vicinity is a grenade.
Damn dude, this club is a fuckin' battlefield!
by spiff mcgee October 14, 2010
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