barking europe at the porcelain 

1. verb. violently vomiting into a toilet bowl, sink or bathtub - "europe" is onomatopoeic for vomiting loudly and/or violently.

Hey mate, how'd you pull up this morning?

Fuck dude, I was barking europe at the porcelain for so damn long I tore some capillaries in my throat and my girlfriend had to drive me to hospital.

barking europe at the porcelain by Ryan Paine February 8, 2008

barking prairie dog 

The ability (or relief) to be able to fart when prairie dogging.

Sara was thankful that she had a barking prairie dog because she didn't have skid marks when she finally was able to get into the toilet.

barking prairie dog by hoho223 November 7, 2009

barking abbey school longbridge 

a school full of wet donnies and midgets who think they're roadmen. honestly yeah, there are fights everyday. don't come here. year 7s who are dealing ppl think they're finna get married. everyone thinks they're hard

barking abbey school longbridge is a school full of wet donnies

barking abbey school longbridge by brokenheartsclub April 17, 2019

Barking Pig 

A barking pig is someone or something that changes the world for the better. The do not go along with the norm, and they won't let the world tell them how do act, what they can and can't do. Itis someone who sets the tone, isn't afraid to show emotion, and is a star.

Norman is the Barking Pig in Cinderella.

Barking Pig by Mike Hunt October 3, 2004

Barking Schneider 

A very hairy, early matured child. Most likely a man with a mustache as early as 5th grade. Is very rare and can be found howling in the moonlight nude on a tree branch. Can be agressive when provoked.

The barking schneider is arguably the 8th wonder of the world, although skeptics say he is only a myth. He is often compared to hagrid, an oversized hairy lard from harry potter.

Barking Schneider by Pooch Pounder December 3, 2013

Barking spider 

A term used in jail for farting. A loud fart that is loud enough for others to hear.

" hey did i just hear you lay a fart?"
" no that's not me. That's a barking spider you heard"

Someone farts... " there goes another barking spider".

Barking spider by Citychick213 December 15, 2016

Barking off 

The act of masturbating while your dog licks your balls and ass.

Holy shit. I was jackin' it and my dog totally started rimmin' my ass and lickin' my balls. I was like, man, I bet barking off isn't in the urban dictionary yet!

Barking off by doglover3140 February 21, 2011