weed barber

A person who trims Cannabis flowers into tasty smokable treats.

Why does that guy in front of us smell high as giraffe pussy... I think he's a weed barber, look at him, he's covered in weed.

by Peter L. Harris January 7, 2017

Tooth Barber

A Canadian phrase for the dentist.

Guy 1:"I just knocked one of my teeth out playing ice hockey!"
Guy 2: "Oh, just go to the tooth barber!"
Guy 1: "Why didn't I think of that?

by Anuglyman January 10, 2022

Andy Barber

He is the more HOT lawyer in the world.

A man so handsome and alluring he can turn straight men to gay and lesbians to straight just by looking at him.

Ryan: “I want you to make me yours Andy Barber !"

Max: “But you’re straight!”

Ryan: “now i'm gay.”

by Max+1 May 11, 2020

Lyvia Barber

Has the biggest dick energy of the century. Is also a poo face.

Lyvia Barber is a poo face.

by pixieluver September 17, 2021

Meat Barber

Someone who cuts pubes for a living.

Lukas’s new job as a Meat Barber had been paying well.

by Brothelmaid April 26, 2020

Tree Barber

A person who specializes in trimming and pruning trees and large bushes.

A tree barber is coming out tomorrow to cut back the branches hanging over my neighbors deck.

by AGAFussball November 30, 2021

barber fornication

going to a barber thats not ur barber. similar to cheating on ur barber, but more severe

accused: i havent missed a cut in 8 years! i didnt cheat!
accuser: guilty of barber fornication. 40 lashes!

by broski of broskis October 8, 2019