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Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome

Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome is where father suffers from disorder centering on anti-social phobias and beliefs heightened by a form of Parent Alienation Syndrome and anti-government and counter-culture agenda, and then successfully indoctrinates his family with this dogma. He then attempts to gain fame and fortune by promoting it through his family by seeking a reality show which promotes his perspective, but publicly fails and only gains infamy and notoriety.
The Balloon Boy Dad believed that humanity descended from aliens and spoke of launching home-made flying saucers into storms and taught his children to lie to the authorities about the Balloon Boy hoax so that he could promote a reality show based promoting the scientific investigation and promotion of this belief.

The Balloon Boy Dad suffered from Balloon Boy Dad Syndrome because he tried to promote his beliefes through his family on a reality show.
by PatrickDallas May 2, 2010
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Balloon Kiss

when one person blows a large amount of air into the other person's mouth during a kiss, causing the cheeks to puff out.
The first time I gave my boyfriend a balloon kiss, he looked so surprised when his cheeks puffed out and his eyes bulged.
by seldoodeseehC December 3, 2015
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balloon knot

He was eye to brown eye with her balloon knot
by r3c0gniz3r May 5, 2018
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Balloon fetishism

A sexual fetish from people feel attracted for a balloon. These balloons can be simply party balloons or any inflated pool toy.

These fetishists use the balloons in masturbation to stimulate themselves or simulate a partner. They buy bigger ballons +18" (inch) to increase the climax and get a better orgasm.

This fetish is documented since ballons commercial mass introducing in 50's but only with Internet popularity the adepts organized themselves in communities and feel relief for knowing that they aren't alone in the world. There's a industry feed they including pay sites, virtual stores where they can buy balloons of any size or color.

For a fetishist, get a each time bigger and giant balloon is very important - the visual stimulation and touch sensation increases with the size of the balloon.
I feel very excited when I seat in a balloon and put it between my legs. Balloon fetishism is great!
by Phair May 28, 2006
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balloon land

he just went to balloon land
by erin August 3, 2004
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Balloon Boy Entrepreneur

A self-absorbed, fame-seeking person who will do anything other than get a real job. Inspired by reality show hopeful Richard Heene.
"The neighborhood association was opposed to David's plans to set up a music studio/amphitheater/sperm collection business in his home, calling him a 'balloon boy entrepreneur' who would do anything to avoid honest work."
by AngusParvo January 12, 2010
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Balloon Animalling

The act of placing inflatable objects, normally balloons, inside the recipient, and then filling the object with air. To get the fullest effect of Balloon Animalling, blowing with your lips and lungs is preferred.
I put a balloon in her butt and blew it up. Tada! Balloon Animalling.
by TheOriginalLunatic July 28, 2012
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