Baja Broadband

An New Mexico internet service provider that is less than or equal to a potato

My friend has an internet provider, Baja Broadband, that is equal to a potato, just like hughesnet

by Supermegaultrabriskicedteacow December 28, 2014

Blow the Baja

Means “Suck my dick” Typically used in New York

Nigga you could blow the baja

by suckadicc678 December 11, 2019

Subaru Baja

A vehicle has an identity crisis. It is often referred to the liberal white person El Camino

I was stuck between by a car or a truck. I wanted to save the earth so I purchased a Subaru Baja

by Mickeyxtreme July 22, 2021

Baja Blow

The act of giving a blowjob in order to receive a Baja Blast beverage from Taco Bell

“Tommy gave me a Baja Blow last night, but now i’m out $3”

by HugeLongHangingNuts February 10, 2021

Baja blast

Cumming on a girl's face, throwing sand in the cum, while having sex on a beach.

Dude we were fucking on the beach. It was so gritty so I gave her the Baja Blast!

by Lizzard Brizooks July 21, 2009

Baja Blast

A sexual act where a guy blasts a girl in the face with his load of cum while going "bahahahaha".

Justin: "I'm so going to give that girl, Allison, a Baja Blast later."
Nate: "The drink?"
Justin: "Nah, dude. The kind that you give with deeeeezzzz nuuuuutttttssss."

by AzaleasSuck August 19, 2014

Baja Blast

THE BEST, type of mountain dew!

Person one: "Hey is that Baja Blast?" Person two: "Yeah why?" Person one: "Because I wanted to know if I could have a sip?" Person two: "Sure, but a small one." Person one: "Thanks, man." *chugs whole can* Person one: "Here." Person two: "Thanks." "tries to take a sip" Person two: "AW, FUCK YOU!"

by MasterSizzlin32 April 16, 2019