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bathroom stalking

The act of lurking just outside the bathroom door when another person is using it, usually accompanied by some attention-seeking noise or behavior, ensuring that that person will acknowledge your presence and hurry up.
"I'll never be able to pee with you bathroom stalking me like that."
by zachfree August 14, 2011
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bathroom sex

Bathroom sex is when you have sex in the BATH. But more wet and dirty.
Warning might make you horny

I was home alone, because my boyfriend was still at work so I decided to take a bath. 5 minutes after the bath room door opens and my boyfriend Justin busts in gets into the tub and starts thrusting his huge dick into my pussy. "HARDER HARDER FASTER OOOHHH BABY" I yell. He cums then comes of my pussy. We get out and I drain the water, we walk in to the room and I start giving him a blowjob. He runs his fingers through my hair. "Stop. Wait lets get back in the tub." He says. He picks me up, and starts to make out with me. We get to the bathroom and slams me on the wall never breaking the kiss. He puts me in the tub then fucks me hard. I get on top of him and rides him like a horse. We do this for an hour, then falls asleep in the tub until we wake up and do it again.

I hope that helped u understand what bathroom sex is.
by I'm_a_sucker_for_dicks October 14, 2017
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baroo

A common description of a canine behavior, exhibited when a dog hears an unfamiliar or enticing sound. Upon hearing such a sound, many dogs will tilt their head to one side in a questioning manner.
Master: Who's a good boy?
Dog: *baroo?* (tilts head to one side)
Master: Are YOU a good boy?
Dog: *baroo?* (tilts head to the other side)
by macserv December 16, 2008
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back up barroom brawler

that sexy bitch you take home for some wild animal sex
dave: hey mike, why all the cuts and scratches?

mike: i dont want to talk about it dave. i had a rought night with my back up barroom brawler.
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Bahookie

One's bottom--your backside.
Hey, shift yer bahookie--that's where ah wis sittin'. Wid ye steal ma grave as quick?
by George Moffat October 14, 2003
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Bahoozle

Someone who is a jerk, idiot, or fool.
That guy's a complete bahoozle.
by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003
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bathroom tourist

A person who works on one floor in an office building, but uses the bathroom facilities on another floor. Possibly for better facilities, or possibly to avoid close co-workers while subjecting unfamiliar employees to the stench of their biological functions.
Even though he works on the 4th floor and there are facilities there, Jerujohn is a 14th floor bathroom tourist, making 14th floor employees wonder who this guy is, and why he's using their toilets when there are perfectly good ones on the 4th floor.
by lewarcher August 29, 2015
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