Choado Baggins

A hobbit with a penis wider than it is long. Is the "master of the ring".

"Wait up Mr. Choado!"

by Samwide the Tiger December 3, 2003

Frodouche Baggins

A man of short stature, usually with very hairy feet, who enjoys live-action roleplay, cosplay, and insulting you on your limited knowledge of fantasy literature. Anyone who can be considered a douche for their delusions of superiority over others, despite the fact they themselves have an obvious lack of a grip on reality.

"Hey man, Sam and Frodo aren't gay lovers, they're just Hobbits! Besides, you wouldn't understand the deep meaningful interconnectedness that one feels with a fellow traveller; walking into the..."

"Stop! Dude, seriously, don't be such a Frodouche Baggins."

by mrsaturn7 September 29, 2009

brown baggin

1. Bringing your lunch to work or school in a brown "paper" bag. 2. A dirty t-bag, normally performed after anal sex or a long days work. 3. Placing a brown paper bag over your sexual partners face, due to ugliness or to better fantasize.

Dude: Im brown baggin today! Damn snack machine always eats my dollars

Woman:Oh god, what are you doing? You never go ass to mouth!
Man: Im brown baggin your pie hole, leave me alone lunchbox

Woman:Why do you always brown bag me before we have sex?
Dude: I like thinkin about your sister..

by Jared Orion October 8, 2007

Tea Baggin

When one slides there nuts in and out of anothers (man or woman) mouth from a vertical position.

I was tea baggin her while she jacked me off.

by hot gay jeremy November 26, 2004

free baggin

When your eating ham straight from the bag.

Yo you making a sandwich?
Nah, Im just free baggin.

by shoe February 23, 2005

bean baggin

When a guy unconsciously sits on his balls for a long/short period of time.

I got to work today and was so busy I didnt realize I was bean baggin it for an hour.

by DLaws December 27, 2007

speed baggin'

Working the clit from both sides simultaneously as if you were working a speed bag. 1,2,3, one, 1,2,3, two, 1,2,3, three....

Bones: Did you hear I went out with Jules last weekend?
Fav: Hell no ! Lucky you ! Did you do any clam stabbin' ?
Bones: Didn't I tell you I've got the wounded Marlin ?
Fav: Shit, no. D'ya get anything ?
Bones: Just did a little speed baggin'. I'll be back to my old self next week.
Fav: You'll bounce back kid ! Right'o !

by Fav February 15, 2008