country bumpkin

When a man receives oral sex while moving his bowels in an outhouse

I gave billyjoe a country bumpkin in wisconsin.

by Jonah Weiss August 19, 2009

Bumpkin steamer

An action by a person giving head while getting shit on. It is a combination of the Cleveland steamer and a bumpkin.

Man that was a good bumpkin steamer last night

by Knights of west Philly August 6, 2009

country bumpkin

A member of society who writes long, ramblimg, and disjointed thoughts. Puns never intended.

Country Bumpkin is my newest BFF and I love chatting with her in my spare time.

by M Jane Wagon June 20, 2008

country bumpkin

The act of giving a man oral pleasure while he moves his bowels in an out house or port-a-potty.

Last night during the parade, Henry gave Herb a country bumpkin

by DangerousDaryl December 30, 2006

Country Bumpkin

Bumpkin is getting a blowjob while on the toilet taking a dump.

Country bumpkin being getting a blowjob while in a outhouse taking a dump.

Laura didn't gag because of her reflexes she gagged because the smell in the outhouse.. Man that was a terrible country bumpkin.

by LCMari April 12, 2014

country bumpkin

Ugly ass country boi/gurrl who dips and drives a shitty truck

Ayy you fuccin country bumpkin. You're truck sounds like shit

by Luh mayo March 29, 2017

country Bumpkin

1. Ghetto person with no manners.

2.A typical person starting trouble.

3.When you cant read,write.or spell.

4.con artist, sorry.

Dang country bumpkin stole.my wallet.

by youeverydaybitch😎 October 2, 2016